Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! Quotes

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! ended its run in 1970.

It features Patrick Casey (writer) as producer, and Sean Hall (actor) in charge of musical score.

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is 90 minutes long. Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is distributed by Sub Rosa.

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! Quotes

• (Unnamed) "On the flipside, Hermie."

• (Unnamed) "I don't like the way you dig."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Chartreuse. Now all I have to remember him by is all that sex."

• (Unnamed) "If you ever want to see her again, you'll meet me in the backyard for a battle to the death, death, death, death --"
• (Unnamed) "And if I kill you, you'll tell me where she is?"
• (Unnamed) "Agreed."

• (Unnamed) "I have a question. Why are we digging holes?"
• (Unnamed) "Because we work be BEC-Tech Global Systems Incorporated."
• (Unnamed) "I mean, are we going to put something in the holes?"
• (Unnamed) "If we fill in the holes they wouldn't be holes anymore. Enough of this chit chat. We just got big order for holes this month."

• (Unnamed) "I always get really dizzy when I haven't murdered a hitchhiker in a while."

• (Unnamed) "Hey -- stop stabbing me."
• (Unnamed) "Quit stabbing yourself, quit stabbing yourself."

• (Unnamed) "So I was thinking we could go to a movie and then I know a nice little Italian restaurant."
• (Unnamed) "I figured we'd just have sex."
• (Unnamed) "I understand."

• (Unnamed) "China? And you used my calling card?. You stupid monster."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, dude, I'm getting married tomorrow. You don't know her."
• (Unnamed) "Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?"
• (Unnamed) "Susan hates you."
• (Unnamed) "We've never met."
• (Unnamed) "That's 'cause she hates you."

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