Her Highness and the Bellboy Quotes

Her Highness and the Bellboy is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Her Highness and the Bellboy stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joe Pasternak as producer, George E. Stoll in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Sr. as head of cinematography.

Her Highness and the Bellboy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Her Highness and the Bellboy is 112 minutes long. Her Highness and the Bellboy is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Hedy Lamarr as Princess Veronica, June Allyson as Leslie Odell, Rags Ragland as Albert Weever, Robert Walker as Jimmy Dobson, Agnes Moorehead as Countess Zoe, Ludwig Stössel as Mr. Puft, Carl Esmond as Baron Zoltan Faludi, and George Cleveland as Dr. Elfson.

Her Highness and the Bellboy Quotes

Robert Walker as Jimmy Dobson

• (Robert Walker) "I'm terribly sorry I'm so late; but, we got to chewin' the rag."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "You did what?"
• (Robert Walker) "We got talkin'."

• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "What's it gonna be folks? Pig's feet are very good tonight."
• (Robert Walker) "Have you got any champagne?"
• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "Champagne? Sure. Barrels of it. Barrels of it."
• (Robert Walker) "Is it good?"
• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "The best. We make it ourselves."
• (Robert Walker) "Would you care for some?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Yes."
• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "And some pig's feet too?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "No, thank you."

• (Robert Walker) "It's going to be a beautiful night, too. At least, that's my frank opinion."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Mine too."
• (Robert Walker) "Well, for stepping out, I mean."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "For what?"
• (Robert Walker) "For going somewhere and doing something."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Oh, you want to step out tonight? Is that it?"
• (Robert Walker) "Yeah. That's it. That certainly is it."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Well, then, step."

• (Doorman) "Is this the place, monsieur?"
• (Robert Walker) "Oui, oui."
• (Doorman) "Will monsieur stay long in zis establishment?"
• (Robert Walker) "Capistrano."

• (Robert Walker) "While strolling through the park one day, in the merry, merry month of May. I was taken by surprise, by a pair of roguish eyes,"
• (Robert Walker) "While strolling through the park one day."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "How was I?"
• (Robert Walker) "Well, baby, you're terrific."

• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "Now, what about the pig's feet? They're nice and tasty."
• (Robert Walker) "No."
• (Waiter at Jake's Joint) "Maybe a little later on, huh?"

• (Robert Walker) "She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known."

• (Robert Walker) "Are you going to come to the party?"
• (George Cleveland) "What? Oh, no. I don't think so. I don't like parties."
• (Robert Walker) "It will be a very well shindig. She's asked all sorts of Princes and Dukes and things."

• (Robert Walker) "Don't mind Albert, he's harmless. He's just a bit babe-whacky, that's all."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "He's what?"
• (Robert Walker) "Dame dizzy. You know, he's got nights on his mind."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Knights? On his mind?"
• (Robert Walker) "Well, he likes tomatoes."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "They're good for him."
• (Robert Walker) "Not the kind Albert likes. Say, you're a foreigner, aren't you."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Yes."
• (Robert Walker) "Well, now, look Toots, I'll explain it to you. Over here, we have two kinds of tomatoes. One is the vegetable. The other is you."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Me? I am a tomato?"
• (Robert Walker) "Oh, Grade A and extra fancy."

• (Robert Walker) "After you, Toots."

• (Robert Walker) "Angel puss --"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Am I angel puss?"

• (Robert Walker) "She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well; she's perfect."

• (Robert Walker) "You going somewhere special?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "No. Just for a walk."
• (Robert Walker) "Well, I'll go with you."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Why?"
• (Robert Walker) "Well, you're a stranger here. A babe like you with a face like that, has got to be awfully careful in a world like this."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Careful of what?"
• (Robert Walker) "Oh, things."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Things?"
• (Robert Walker) "Well, men. I'm sorry to say, that we can't be trusted."

• (Robert Walker) "Listen, do you keep the Kalamazoo out in the Oklahoma until the Mississippi is ready? I'll let you know when Niagara Falls."

• (Robert Walker) "Mr. Puft, I'm going to miss you."
• (Ludwig Stössel) "Me too."

• (Robert Walker) "What do you say? Shall we blow?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Blow? Blow what?"

Rags Ragland as Albert Weever

• (Rags Ragland) "New York is New York with New York in New York."

• (Rags Ragland) "Hiya, Babe."

• (Rags Ragland) "Hello, Leslie. I brought you some flowers. They're for-not-me-gets."
• (June Allyson) "Thank you, Albert. I love for-not-me-gets."

• (Rags Ragland) "Ah, Jimmy, don't be mad at me. It was only petty larceny. It wasn't no felony. Was only a miss-a-de-meanor."

• (Rags Ragland) "Hey, Jimmy, you know I just thought of something? It's a lucky thing for me, my name is Albert."
• (Robert Walker) "Yeah, why?"
• (Rags Ragland) "That's what everybody calls me: Albert."

Agnes Moorehead as Countess Zoe

• (Agnes Moorehead) "Think of what history would say: Her Majesty Veronica the First, received the news that she had become Queen, while she was carousing in a Chop Suey joint with a bellboy."

Hedy Lamarr as Princess Veronica

• (Hedy Lamarr) "They are delicious, your hot dogs."
• (Robert Walker) "You've never had one before?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Never."
• (Robert Walker) "Gee, babe, you just haven't been anywhere, have you?"

• (Hedy Lamarr) "Now, when you kiss a lady's hand, don't be so athletic about it; or, so noisy. Don't snatch it up as if it were cake and you were going to bite it. The lips are brought to the hand; and not the hand to the lips. Remember that, next time."
• (Robert Walker) "Yes, your Highness. Could next time, be now?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "Very well. But, remember, don't snatch; and don't smack. Now, crisply. And slowly."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "But, not too slowly."

• (Hedy Lamarr) "I'm sure he means every other word he says."

• (Hedy Lamarr) "He has intelligence, charm, a sense of humor."
• (Agnes Moorehead) "Well, what if he has? They are not what we require of our King."

• (Hedy Lamarr) "There's nothing wrong with me, really."
• (Robert Walker) "Are you sure?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "You see, well, the Budapest was Hungary and the Cairo got Madrid and wouldn't Lisbon. So, the Balkans couldn't Bucharest and that's what made Naples truer than Cologne."
• (Robert Walker) "Oh. Oh, I see."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "You do?"
• (Robert Walker) "Oh, of Corsica."

• (Hedy Lamarr) "Don't you know? A woman only gets really mad at a man if he doesn't want to kiss her."

George Cleveland as Dr. Elfson

• (George Cleveland) "Now, you go in there and make her laugh."
• (Rags Ragland) "Who me?"
• (George Cleveland) "Yes."
• (Rags Ragland) "I ain't comical."

June Allyson as Leslie Odell

• (June Allyson) "Thank you Albert."
• (Rags Ragland) "The pleasure was mutual."

• (June Allyson) "You shouldn't have done it. But, I'm glad you did."

• (June Allyson) "It's what you have in your heart, that makes you a Prince."

• (June Allyson) "I suppose she'll wear a crown, won't she?"
• (Rags Ragland) "I would, if I was a Princess."

Carl Esmond as Baron Zoltan Faludi

• (Carl Esmond) "Why do you think I followed you here?"
• (Hedy Lamarr) "To make love to me."
• (Carl Esmond) "Just for a practice."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "You don't need any."

• (Carl Esmond) "I mean every word, Veronica, every word I say to you, I mean from the bottom of my heart."
• (Hedy Lamarr) "But, you're not here? You're in Budapest?"
• (Carl Esmond) "I can fly, even if I'm not an angel."

Ludwig Stössel as Mr. Puft

• (Ludwig Stössel) "Excuse myself, please. I am Puft."
• (Mr. Fabler) "I am so sorry."
• (Ludwig Stössel) "Puft is not what I am. It's who I am."

• (Ludwig Stössel) "Where? He is, eh, where he was, maybe."

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