Hardbodies Quotes

Hardbodies is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Hardbodies ended in 1970.

It features Jeff Begun as producer, Vic Caesar in charge of musical score, and Tom Richmond as head of cinematography.

Hardbodies is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hardbodies is 88 minutes long. Hardbodies is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Grant Cramer as Scotty Palmer, Gary Wood as Hunter, Michael Rapport as Rounder, Sorrells Pickard as Ashby, Courtney Gains as Rag, Cindy Silver as Kimberly, Kristi Somers as Michelle, Darcy DeMoss as Dede, Teal Roberts as Kristi, and Crystal Shaw Martell as Candy.

Hardbodies Quotes

Grant Cramer as Scotty Palmer

• (Grant Cramer) "Be Scottitfitous, buddy."

• (Grant Cramer) "No, he's got a case of blue balls; you know, love nuts."

• (Grant Cramer) "I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them."
• (Gary Wood) "Dialogued them?"
• (Grant Cramer) "Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD."
• (Gary Wood) "BBD?"
• (Michael Rapport) "That's not like herpes, is it?"
• (Grant Cramer) "BBD; it's the bigger and better deal."

Courtney Gains as Rag

• (Courtney Gains) "Brewski?"
• (Cindy Silver) "No, thanks. I'm watching my figure."
• (Courtney Gains) "Yeah, me too."

Sorrells Pickard as Ashby

• (Sorrells Pickard) "She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name; I'm still not believin' what she said to me -- "I don't f fossils for free, old man. I don't f fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f fossils for free.""

• (Sorrells Pickard) "Michelle, what do you do?"
• (Kristi Somers) "Well, that all depends on who I'm with."

• (Sorrells Pickard) "Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time."

• (Sorrells Pickard) "Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here."
• (Hair Stylist) "Whatever turns you on, Tex."

Gary Wood as Hunter

• (Gary Wood) "Party time. Ba-ba."

• (Gary Wood) "I spill no wine before it's time."
• (Michael Rapport) "You're a sick man."

• (Gary Wood) "Tit for tat."
• (Teal Roberts) "My tits for whose tat."

• (Gary Wood) "Whatever turns you on; a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex."

Cindy Silver as Kimberly

• (Cindy Silver) "An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones."

Kristi Somers as Michelle

• (Kristi Somers) "Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You want me? I'm upstairs."

Crystal Shaw Martell as Candy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Darcy DeMoss as Dede

• (Darcy DeMoss) "God, Rounder, it's so big and scary."
• (Michael Rapport) "Touch it again, it's been so long."

Michael Rapport as Rounder

• (Michael Rapport) "Well, dip my skinny."

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