Hard Candy (film) Quotes

Hard Candy (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Hard Candy completed its run in 1970.

It features Rosanne Korenberg, and Paul Allen as producer, Molly Nyman; Harry Escott in charge of musical score, and Jo Willems as head of cinematography.

Hard Candy (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hard Candy (film) is 104 minutes long. Hard Candy (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Patrick Wilson as Jeff Kohlver, and Ellen Page as Hayley Stark.

Hard Candy (film) Quotes

Ellen Page as Hayley Stark

• (Ellen Page) "Don't love her any more, huh? That explains why you save these."
• (Patrick Wilson) "I thought about selling them on eBay."
• (Ellen Page) "Excuse me? Sorry, couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music; or, I don't know, maybe it was the bulls***."

• (Ellen Page) "You used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they use on Amazon.com. Busted."

• (Ellen Page) "Seriously. It turns out that castration is like the easiest surgical procedure around, and thousands of farm boys across the country geld their own livestock. So I figured, if they can do it, then I can pull it off, if you know what I mean."
• (Patrick Wilson) "I'm not f***ing livestock."
• (Ellen Page) "You keep telling yourself that, stud."

• (Ellen Page) "Well if Denise was here right now, what would you say?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "I'd say, "Help -- a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police.""

• (Ellen Page) "You really just don't look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Well, I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie."
• (Ellen Page) "Does my face lie?"

• (Ellen Page) "Mmm. This is soo good. I want more."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Don't get greedy."

• (Ellen Page) "I shouldn't have teased you. I shouldn't have made you think there was a way out of this."

• (Ellen Page) "You're a headline waiting to happen."

• (Ellen Page) "I f***ing hate Goldfrapp."

• (Ellen Page) "Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane."

• (Ellen Page) "Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts."

• (Ellen Page) "I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg."
• (Ellen Page) "She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people and ended up killing herself."

• (Ellen Page) "Why is this girl so special? Huh? Why does she get to keep her clothes on?"

• (Ellen Page) "Torture? Is this torture to you? Because wow, I guess you've never read anything about Amnesty International or Human Rights Watch, because this -- this is nothing."

• (Ellen Page) "It's not me you need to worry about. It's Janelle. I called her, told her I was lieutenant Hayley from the LAPD. How far does she live, Jeff?"

• (Ellen Page) "You know, maybe it's this whole camera thing. Cameras, computers -- they let you hide, don't they? So safe --"
• (Ellen Page) "I heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us."
• (Patrick Wilson) "My voice changed because I felt sick, because you drugged me."

• (Ellen Page) "I guess they, uh, weren't brass."

Patrick Wilson as Jeff Kohlver

• (Patrick Wilson) "Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now."
• (Ellen Page) "Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose."
• (Patrick Wilson) "And when will that be?"
• (Ellen Page) "I'm not sure yet."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Which do you wanna f*** first, me or the knife?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "Oh, you know how to use that, huh?"
• (Ellen Page) "Honors student, remember? Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it."
• (Patrick Wilson) "What? You're gonna shoot me? Shoot me. SHOOT ME. You're not gonna shoot me."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Is this some kind of teenage joke?"
• (Ellen Page) "Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Look, I'm a decent guy. Ask anyone. Go ahead. Ask these models. Call them; they'll tell you."
• (Ellen Page) "Of course they will. You're not an idiot, Jeff. You don't piss where you live. Those girls were your work, and I, on the other hand, was your play."
• (Patrick Wilson) "You were coming on to me."
• (Ellen Page) "Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Who?"
• (Ellen Page) "Who? The pedophiles. 'She was so sexy. She was asking for it.' 'Oh, she was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.' It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does."
• (Ellen Page) "I mean, you're the grown-up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it. If a kid says, 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers.' you take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Why, uhh, why do I get, tied up first if, if this is how we're gonna play?"
• (Ellen Page) "Jeff, play time is over -- Now it's time to wake up."

• (Patrick Wilson) "You've been stalking me?"
• (Ellen Page) "Ok, ok, let's get something straight. YOU have been stalking me. I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one. And as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me you would just drop them like that. You took your time sniffing out someone my age."
• (Patrick Wilson) "I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected."
• (Ellen Page) "Right."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?"
• (Ellen Page) "You know, actually, it's kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted. Oh and by the way, I f***ing hate Goldfrapp."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Well, you look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Why don't you just kill me?"
• (Ellen Page) "Is that what you think I want?"

• (Patrick Wilson) "Look. I'm not the monster you think I am. But, okay, I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in."
• (Ellen Page) "Cute Pedophile Pleads Guilty."
• (Ellen Page) ""Aww, it's not his fault. He's sick. He has an addiction.""
• (Patrick Wilson) "I'll do jail. Isn't, isn't that what should happen?"
• (Ellen Page) "Yeah. You might. You might get jail time. I dunno: therapy, drugs, group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. How bad is that, really?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "It'll ruin my career, ruin my life."
• (Ellen Page) "Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?"

• (Patrick Wilson) "You're getting yourself in terrible trouble."
• (Ellen Page) "Oh? Oh, and how's that?"
• (Patrick Wilson) "If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody."
• (Ellen Page) "Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess."
• (Patrick Wilson) "I've just lived. Unlike you. The things you do wrong -- they haunt you."
• (Ellen Page) "Tell me what you're haunted by."
• (Patrick Wilson) "Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date? On your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you, you will. Don't do that to yourself."
• (Ellen Page) "Wow -- You know, that is so thoughtful. You are speaking to me so selflessly. I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched. Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment? Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl -- I was sitting by your side, saying, "Stop, don't do that to yourself." Would you have listened? "Stop. Don't do that to yourself.""

• (Patrick Wilson) "Those letters are mine."
• (Ellen Page) "Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home."

• (Patrick Wilson) "f*** off."
• (Ellen Page) "Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on."

• (Patrick Wilson) "Ah, so you and your mom are both wacked?"
• (Ellen Page) "I dunno. There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or -- did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that --"

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