Gleaming the Cube Quotes

Gleaming the Cube is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Gleaming the Cube ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Turman as producer, Jay Ferguson (American musician) in charge of musical score, and Reed Smoot (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Gleaming the Cube is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Gleaming the Cube is 100 minutes long. Gleaming the Cube is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Christian Slater as Brian Kelly, Min Luong as Tina Trac, Peter Kwong as Bobby Nguyen, Max Perlich as Yabbo, Christian Jacobs as Gremic, Tony Hawk as Buddy, Ed Lauter as Mr. Kelly, and Steven Bauer as Al Lucero.

Gleaming the Cube Quotes

Peter Kwong as Bobby Nguyen

• (Peter Kwong) "Don't give me a jerk-off handjob."

Max Perlich as Yabbo

• (Max Perlich) "Brian, Halloween's not 'til October."
• (Christian Slater) "So?"
• (Max Perlich) "So? Where's your board?"
• (Christian Slater) "I felt like walking today."
• (Max Perlich) "Why are you wearing those clothes?"
• (Christian Jacobs) "Oh, I know, his clothes are in the cleaners."
• (Tony Hawk) "I bet his mom put him up to it."

Christian Slater as Brian Kelly

• (Christian Slater) "If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards."

• (Christian Slater) "Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous."

• (Harvey McGill) "Why was he following you?"
• (Christian Slater) "I dunno. He was just following me. Maybe he was a pervert."
• (Steven Bauer) "Oh right, you jumped into the back of a pervert's car? What are you? Playing hard to get?"
• (Christian Slater) "You know, if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards."

• (Christian Slater) "I guess we all do unexpected things sometimes, don't we?"

Ed Lauter as Mr. Kelly

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Min Luong as Tina Trac

• (Min Luong) "How did you get to be so cynical?"
• (Christian Slater) "Practice."

Christian Jacobs as Gremic

• (Christian Jacobs) "Check it out, there's my mom's, there's my dad's house."
• (Tony Hawk) "Hey, there's my Pizza Hut."

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