Fun Run Quotes

Fun Run is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Fun Run ended its run in 1970.

Fun Run Quotes

• (Dwight Schrute) "Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat."

• (Dwight Schrute) "Hey, come on, don't be sad. Just -- Okay? Just -- She's in a better place."
• (Angela Martin) "All right."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor."

• (Michael Scott) "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

• (Michael Scott) "Finishing that 5K was the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I ate more fettuccini Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit. Well, today, I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end, my guts and my heart. And while I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. I'm very, very proud of that."

• (Pam Beesly) "Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race For The Cure, this is Pam."
• (Michael Scott) "Pro-Am."
• (Pam Beesly) "Pro-Am Race For Th- they hung up."

• (Dwight Schrute) "Hey -- Why did you do it?"
• (Michael Scott) "It was an accident."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Was she talking back?"
• (Michael Scott) "No."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Just got sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh -- is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?"

• (Dwight Schrute) "Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy. But she did, or at least she got time off for one."
• (Unnamed) "Ah. So that is where her uterus went."

• (Pam Beesly) "I know you, Michael. I saw you naked."
• (Michael Scott) "You don't -- You don't know me. You've just seen my penis."

• (Michael Scott) "Well, I am taking responsibility, and it is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car."

• (Andy Bernard) "I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts, it's a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe. So they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So I take precautions."

• (Michael Scott) "So, Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas, back here in Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So, who is the real boss, the dog or a fish?"

• (Meredith Palmer) "They have me on a lot of painkillers."
• (Creed Bratton) "Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone? What?"
• (Meredith Palmer) "I have no idea."

• (Jim Halpert) "One day, Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then."

• (Michael Scott) "Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk."

• (Dwight Schrute) "Well, you left the TV on -- and your cat is dead."

• (Michael Scott) "Man, what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes with the porn, and then Meredith with the accident and then -- Prinkles. God -- That's three things. I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed. And we need to do something about it."

• (Michael Scott) "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."

• (Ryan Howard) "Did this happen on company property?"
• (Michael Scott) "Yes. It was on company property with company property, so double jeopardy. We are fine."
• (Ryan Howard) "I don't think you understand how jeopardy works."
• (Michael Scott) "Oh, right. I'm sorry. What is "We're fine"?"

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