Fool for Love (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Fool for Love (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Fool for Love ended in 1970.

Fool for Love (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Spike) "I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. And all I ask is that; Is-is that you try to see me --"
• (Cecily Addams) "I do see you. That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me."

• (Spike) "After that, I was obsessed. I mean, to most vampires, the Slayer was the subject of cold sweat and frightened whispers. But I never hid. Hell, I sought her out. I mean, if you're looking for fun, there's death, there's glory and sod all else, right?"
• (Spike) "I was young."
• (Buffy) "So how'd you kill her?"
• (Spike) "Funny you should ask."
• (Spike) "Lesson the first: a Slayer must always reach for her weapon."
• (Spike) "I've already got mine."
• (Spike) "A good thing, too. Become a vampire, you've got nothing to fear. Nothing but one girl. That's you, honey. Back then -- it was her."

• (Spike) "Right. You want to learn all about how I bested the Slayers and you want to learn fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end. Pay up."
• (Buffy) "That's not what I --"
• (Spike) "What did you want, eh? A quick demo? A blow-for-blow description you can map out and memorize? It's not about the moves, love. And since I agreed to your little proposition, we can do this my way. Wings."
• (Buffy) "What?"
• (Spike) "Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish."

• (Darla) "I think our boys are going to fight."
• (Drusilla) "The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday."
• (Darla) "Good point."

• (Dawn Summers) "When do I get to patrol?"
• (Buffy) "Not until you're never."

• (Rupert Giles) "You didn't lose last night, Buffy. You just --"
• (Buffy) "Got really close. I slipped up, Giles. I've been training harder than ever and still I --"
• (Buffy) "And there's nothing in any of these books to help me understand why. I mean -- look, I realize that every Slayer comes with an expiration mark on the package. But I want mine to be a long time from now. Like a Cheeto. If there were just a few good descriptions of what took out the other Slayers, maybe it would help me to understand my mistake, to keep it from happening again."

• (Spike) "Come on. I can feel it, Slayer. You know you wanna dance."
• (Buffy) "Say it's true. Say I do want to. It wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me."

• (Dawn Summers) "Come on. Who's the man?"
• (Buffy) "You are. A very short, annoying man."

• (Spike) "Oh, uh, quickly. I'm the very spirit of vexation. What's another word for "gleaming"? It's a perfectly perfect word as many words go but the bother is nothing rhymes, you see."

• (Drusilla) "Why can't you kill her?"
• (Spike) "You're the one that keeps bringing her up. I haven't said a word about the bloody slayer since we left California. She's on the other side of the planet, Dru."
• (Drusilla) "But you're lying. I can still see her floating all around you -- laughing. Why? Why won't you push her away?"
• (Spike) "But I did, pet. I did it for you. But you keep punishing me. Carrying on with creatures like this."
• (Chaos Demon) "Hey -- you guys obviously have a thing going on here."
• (Drusilla) "I have to find my pleasures, Spike. You taste like ashes."
• (Spike) "So, this is my fault now?"
• (Chaos Demon) "Hey -- look, I didn't know she was seeing somebody. Uh -- I should take off."
• (Spike) "Yeah. Why don't you do that?"

• (Dawn Summers) "When do I get to patrol?"
• (Buffy Summers) "Not until you're never."

• (Drusilla) "I wonder -- what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?"
• (Spike) "Nothing. I wish to be alone."
• (Drusilla) "Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory."
• (Drusilla) "That and burning baby fish swimming all around your head."
• (Spike) "That's quite close enough. I've heard tales of London pickpockets. You'll not be getting my purse, I tell you."
• (Drusilla) "Don't need a purse."
• (Drusilla) "Your wealth lies here -- and here. In the spirit and -- imagination. You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine."
• (Spike) "Oh, yes. I mean, no. I mean -- mother's expecting me."
• (Drusilla) "I see what you want. Something glowing and glistening. Something -- effulgent."
• (Spike) "Effulgent."

• (Unnamed) "Have you heard? They call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry."
• (Unnamed) "It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff."

• (Buffy) "What do you want now?"
• (Spike) "What's wrong?"
• (Buffy) "I don't wanna talk about it."
• (Spike) "Is there something I can do?"

• (Xander) "What's with the hand move? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?"
• (Willow) "It's code. I-I think it breaks down to 'Choo-choo.'"
• (Anya) "It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him."
• (Willow) "Ask."
• (Xander) "Hey, Riley. What's the, uh;"
• (Xander) "all about?"
• (Riley) "It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're comin' will have a sporting chance."
• (Xander) "See, now he's all mad and sarcastic."
• (Willow) "That's cuz you were doing all the yelling, Mr. Stealthy Pants."

• (Spike) "The only thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Everyday you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you. Is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it -- not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know, what's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every Slayer -- has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long as you have is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, brat kid sister, Scoobies. They all tie you here but you're just puttin' off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second; the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson. I just wonder if you'll like it as much as she did."
• (Buffy) "Get out of my sight, Spike, now."
• (Spike) "Oh -- did I scare ya? You're the Slayer. Do somethin' about it. Hit me. Come on. One good swing. You know you want to."
• (Buffy) "I mean it."
• (Spike) "So do I. Give it me good, Buffy. Do it."

• (Spike) "Lesson the second: Ask the right questions. You wanna know how I beat 'em? The question isn't how'd I win. The question is, why'd they lose?"

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