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Drive-In Massacre Quotes

Drive-In Massacre is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Drive-In Massacre completed its run in 1970.

It features Stu Segall as producer, and Ken Gibb as head of cinematography.

Drive-In Massacre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Drive-In Massacre is 74 minutes long.

The cast includes: John F. Goff as Detective Mike, Norman Sheridan as Orville, Robert E. Pearson as Austin Johnson, Douglas Gudbye as Germy, and John F. Goff as Police Det. Mike Leary.

Drive-In Massacre Quotes

Robert E. Pearson as Austin Johnson

  • (Detective Larry) "You're gonna run your business from the slammer before long, if you don't shut up."
  • (Robert E. Pearson) "Yeah? Well you either charge me, lock me up and get off of my back- or let me go, because I don't care if half the god**** valley gets chopped up. Now what are you gonna do?"
  • (Detective Larry) "Get -- outta -- here."
  • (Robert E. Pearson) "Van Hewson thinks I married this "toilet"."
  • (Robert E. Pearson) "You really want to talk to this piece of puke?"
  • (Robert E. Pearson) "god**** -- what a bunch of crap -- a bunch of degenerates."
  • (Robert E. Pearson) "You better watch it, you might be eating your father."

John F. Goff as Police Det. Mike Leary

  • (John F. Goff) "They may have closed the carnival, but the freaks are still hanging around and we just talked to two of the choicest ones."
  • (John F. Goff) "We have a witness, who saw you crawl out of your car and over to the victim's car, what were you doing? Pissing on the hubcaps?"
  • (Norman Sheridan) "I just wanted to beat my meat."
  • (Detective Larry) "There he is, he's looking this way. Kiss me you fool."
  • (John F. Goff) "Oh get away from me, you idiot."
  • (Detective Larry) "He bought it."
  • (John F. Goff) "I hope so. We don't need anymore of that."
  • (Detective Larry) "Anything for my pension and welfare."
  • (John F. Goff) "Well just stay on your side of the car."
  • (Detective Larry) "My God, married only two hours and you don't want anything more to do with me."
  • (John F. Goff) "Well, it could be your bad breath."

Douglas Gudbye as Germy

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