Disturbing Behavior Quotes

Disturbing Behavior is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Disturbing Behavior ended its run in 1970.

It features Armyan Bernstein as producer, Mark Snow in charge of musical score, and John Bartley as head of cinematography.

Disturbing Behavior is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Disturbing Behavior is 83 minutes long. Disturbing Behavior is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Nick Stahl as Gavin Strick, William Sadler as Dorian Newberry, Katie Holmes as Rachel Wagner, Ethan Embry as Allen Clark, Crystal Cass as Lorna Longley, A.J. Buckley as Chug Roman, James Marsden as Steve Clark, Julie Patzwald as Betty Caldicott, Katie Holmes as Rachel, James Marsden as Steve, Chad Donella as U.V., Bruce Greenwood as Dr. Edgar Caldicott, and Tobias Mehler as Andy Effkin.

Disturbing Behavior Quotes

James Marsden as Steve

• (James Marsden) "I had no idea the evil was this pervasive."

• (Unnamed) "You had friends in Chicago?"
• (James Marsden) "Yeah."
• (Crystal Cass) "You can have friends here."

• (James Marsden) "Don't do this. Maybe they can be helped."
• (William Sadler) "No they can't. And neither can I."

• (James Marsden) "Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather?"
• (Unnamed) "Steve --"
• (James Marsden) "'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother."

• (James Marsden) "What was that about?"
• (Katie Holmes) "Toxic jock syndrome."

• (James Marsden) "Be the ball."

Julie Patzwald as Betty Caldicott

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Crystal Cass as Lorna Longley

• (Crystal Cass) "I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow."

• (Crystal Cass) "Treat yourself."

• (Crystal Cass) "Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad."

Nick Stahl as Gavin Strick

• (Nick Stahl) "Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?"
• (Crystal Cass) "Drop dead."
• (Nick Stahl) "Contact."

• (Nick Stahl) "Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash."
• (Katie Holmes) "Bite me."

• (Nick Stahl) "Andy Effkin toasts with the most."

• (Nick Stahl) "Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you make like a tree and leave?"
• (Nick Stahl) "Cleaver girl."

• (Nick Stahl) "Ice Ice Baby."

• (Nick Stahl) "Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?"

• (Nick Stahl) "The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the f***'s a Shoppe?"

• (Nick Stahl) "Look at him, he's killing his hard-on."

Ethan Embry as Allen Clark

• (Ethan Embry) "Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed."

Bruce Greenwood as Dr. Edgar Caldicott

• (Bruce Greenwood) "Steven, you ARE home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family."
• (James Marsden) "You signed me up for the program?"
• (Unnamed) "We want what's best for you."
• (James Marsden) "WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT?"
• (Bruce Greenwood) "Steven, do you think your really happy --"
• (James Marsden) "Oh, shut the up. You sold me out."

• (Bruce Greenwood) "Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out beat somebody with it."

Katie Holmes as Rachel Wagner

• (Katie Holmes) "Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?"
• (James Marsden) "I am making this s*** up as I go."

• (Katie Holmes) "Who put the acid in my Spam?"

• (Katie Holmes) "Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads."
• (James Marsden) "A sinister force?"
• (Katie Holmes) "You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky."

• (Katie Holmes) "Sounds razor."

Chad Donella as U.V.

• (Chad Donella) "I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors."

• (Chad Donella) "Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?"
• (James Marsden) "How the f*** should I know?"
• (Chad Donella) "All right. You're still okay."

• (Chad Donella) "I've got like, two customers left. If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy."

William Sadler as Dorian Newberry

• (William Sadler) "Wait --"
• (William Sadler) "You like Kurt Vonnegut?"
• (James Marsden) "I don't get it."
• (William Sadler) "Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid."

• (William Sadler) "This town sucks for heroes."

• (William Sadler) "Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone."

• (William Sadler) "Do good things, lunch boy."

• (William Sadler) "Evening Officer."
• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (William Sadler) "Oh, I'm getting rid of rats."

Tobias Mehler as Andy Effkin

• (Tobias Mehler) "Slut."

A.J. Buckley as Chug Roman

• (A.J. Buckley) "Will you go out with me?"
• (Katie Holmes) "No."
• (A.J. Buckley) "WHY NOT?"

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