District 9 Quotes

District 9 is a television program that debuted in 1970 . District 9 ended in 1970.

It features Peter Jackson; Carolynne Cunningham as producer, Clinton Shorter in charge of musical score, and Trent Opaloch as head of cinematography.

District 9 is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of District 9 is 112 minutes long. District 9 is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Sharlto Copley as Wikus Van De Merwe, Nick Blake as Prawn, Eugene Khumbanyiwa as Obesandjo, Marian Hooman as Tania Van De Merwe, Kenneth Nkosi as Thomas, and Mandla Gaduka as Fundiswa Mhlanga.

District 9 Quotes

Sharlto Copley as Wikus Van De Merwe

• (Sharlto Copley) "This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is -- this is a fine."

• (Sharlto Copley) "You don't need that, man. Only sissies wear that. You don't need that."

• (Obesandjo's Lieutenant) "Hehe, I will teach you --"
• (Sharlto Copley) "YOU BLIKSEM."
• (Obesandjo's Lieutenant) "Hey, HEY, HEY."
• (Eugene Khumbanyiwa) "OH. HOLY s***."
• (Sharlto Copley) "You tell them to fokking stand down."
• (Sharlto Copley) "Put the fokking weapons in the bag."
• (Sharlto Copley) "Don't fokking look at me."

• (Sharlto Copley) "Well, huh, this has got the markings of; so it's definitely alien but it's uh, not a weapon -- but I don't trust it, ya know, I don't trust any-a the --"

• (Sharlto Copley) "Hello, little guy. It's the sweetie man coming."

• (Unnamed) "Fuel goes in here."
• (Unnamed) "That's enough. QUIET."
• (Unnamed) "-- then we fly away."
• (Unnamed) "I said QUIET. We cannot trust him."
• (Sharlto Copley) "What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he. Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, ay?"
• (Unnamed) "Never mind."
• (Sharlto Copley) "Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fookin' prawns, heh?"
• (Unnamed) "Too bad. I could have fixed you."
• (Sharlto Copley) "Wha- wait what did you say about-about the fixing ?"

• (Sharlto Copley) "Oh. I haven't shown you a picture of my wife. Here she is, my angel. I tell people she actually looks like an angel, you see here? The white looks like a halo on her head. Can you see that? She's my angel, you're picking that up on your cameras there. They probably won't keep that in the film but --"

• (Sharlto Copley) "You wanna' f***ing play with me, Koobus?"
• (Sharlto Copley) "You f***er."

• (Christopher Johnson) "f***."
• (Christopher Johnson) "I thought you said not to kill them?"
• (Sharlto Copley) "He shot at me."

• (Sharlto Copley) "I would never have any kind of -- pornographic activity with a fokkin' creature."

• (Sharlto Copley) "I'm not f***ing scared of you."

• (Sharlto Copley) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "Making a bomb."

• (Sharlto Copley) "Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said three years --"

• (Sharlto Copley) "Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face."

• (Sharlto Copley) "You hear that? That's a popping sound that you're hearing. It's almost like a popcorn."

• (Sharlto Copley) "I think I crapped my pants"

• (Sharlto Copley) "Alright, that's very comfor --"
• (Sharlto Copley) "Argh Foking Bliksem."

• (Sharlto Copley) "We drinking a little bit here, eh?"

• (Sharlto Copley) "This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me.""

• (Sharlto Copley) "Here, you can take that, you want to keep that, as a souvenir of your first abortion, ay. You can feel like you've done one of these too."
• (Kenneth Nkosi) "Thanks, boss."

• (Sharlto Copley) "This is Christmas. This is Christmas, my friends. This is the biggest find that I've ever seen."

• (Sharlto Copley) "Okay, let's cut some cake."
• (Sharlto Copley) "C-U-T S-O-M-E C-A-K-E."

• (Sharlto Copley) "-- but, it's uh, not a weapon -- but I don't trust it, I don't trust any-a the;"

Marian Hooman as Tania Van De Merwe

• (Marian Hooman) "It couldn't possibly come from him -- I know it's true."

Nick Blake as Prawn

• (Nick Blake) "We trade"
• (Nick Blake) "for ten thousand cans"
• (Eugene Khumbanyiwa) "Give them one hundred cans"
• (Obesandjo's Lieutenant) "One hundred."
• (Nick Blake) "Yes, yes, but we take all of them now"
• (Obesandjo's Lieutenant) "Get them the cat food, hurry up."

Mandla Gaduka as Fundiswa Mhlanga

• (Mandla Gaduka) "He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him."

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