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Carry On Doctor Quotes

Carry On Doctor is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Carry On Doctor ended its run in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Eric Rogers (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alan Hume as head of cinematography.

Carry On Doctor is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Doctor is 94 minutes long. Carry On Doctor is distributed by Rank Organisation (UK).

The cast includes: Bernard Bresslaw as Biddle, Anita Harris as Nurse Clarke, Frankie Howerd as Francis Bigger, Charles Hawtrey as Matron, Valerie Van Ost as Nurse Parkin, Dandy Nichols as Mr. Roper, Sid James as Charlie Roper, Joan Sims as Chloe Gibson, Kenneth Williams as Dr. Kenneth Tinkle, Barbara Windsor as Nurse Sandra May, and Charles Hawtrey as Mr. Barron.

Carry On Doctor Quotes

Charles Hawtrey as Mr. Barron

  • (Charles Hawtrey) "What a wonderful man you are, oh how I love you."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Oh how I love you."
  • (Charles Hawtrey) "Never again never, from now on it's the pill."
  • (Charles Hawtrey) "This hospital is getting too small for us, Doctor."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you're not all that big, Matron."
  • (Charles Hawtrey) "That's the third one this week."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Matron, you can still use it on people who are a bit round the bend."

Dandy Nichols as Mr. Roper

  • (Unnamed) "It's an enigma, Matron, an enigma."
  • (Dandy Nichols) "I'm not having another one of those."

Sid James as Charlie Roper

  • (Sid James) "What they brought you in here for then."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Oh just some pain in the back. Its a ooh, ooh dear."
  • (Sid James) "Last bloke in that bed had the same thing."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Did he?"
  • (Sid James) "Right up to the end."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Well that's cheerful. I say one thing for them it's a nice warm bed."
  • (Sid James) "Should be, they only took him out half an hour ago."

Barbara Windsor as Nurse Sandra May

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Frankie Howerd as Francis Bigger

  • (Frankie Howerd) "Fancy her wearing red ones under all that."
  • (Dandy Nichols) "Get back in there and keep quiet."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Oh. What's this? The revolt of the slaves?"
  • (Dandy Nichols) "Something like that. We've got some business to settle with Tinkle."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "You want me to stay in there? Never. Up the rebels, and to hell with Burgundy."
  • (Dandy Nichols) "Where?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Bur-gun-dy."
  • (Unnamed) "Just as I thought. You fell on your coccyx."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "I did not. I fell on my back."
  • (Unnamed) "Your coccyx is at the base of the spine."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Well I've never heard it called that before."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "What's your trouble?"
  • (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh, I had my appendix out."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Appendix?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "What about your leg?"
  • (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh no. that happened when I fell off the operating table."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Oh"

Joan Sims as Chloe Gibson

  • (Joan Sims) "Doctor is Mr Bigger going to be alright?"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Are you his next of kin?"
  • (Joan Sims) "Oh no but any day now."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "What do you mean any day now?"
  • (Joan Sims) "Well me and Mr Bigger have had an understanding for a number of years and we are kind of on the verge of you know what I mean."

Bernard Bresslaw as Biddle

  • (Bernard Bresslaw) "Nurse I dreamt about you last night."
  • (Anita Harris) "Did you?"
  • (Bernard Bresslaw) "No, you wouldn't let me."

Valerie Van Ost as Nurse Parkin

  • (Valerie Van Ost) "Mr Bigger, whatever are you doing down there?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Waiting for a number 13 Bus."

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