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Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.
Penny: [to Rajh] I'm sorry do you speak English?
Howard Wolowitz: Oh he speaks English, he just can't speak to women...
Penny: Really... Why?
Howard Wolowitz: He's kind of a nerd... Juice box?
Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over.
Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, right, your grandmother's back in town...
Koothrappali: What a spread. I love this country.
Leonard: Don't they have buffets in India?
Koothrappali: Yes, but it's all Indian food. Try finding a bagel in Mumbai to save your life. Schmear me.
Howard Wolowitz: What up, my science bitches?
Sheldon Cooper: Hello, moderately intelligent person.
Leslie Winkle: Ooh, send me to the burn unit.
Sheldon Cooper: Stop treating me like a child. Now take me to return my Star Wars sheets!
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny will take you.
Sheldon Cooper: Why Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter: Because rock beats scissors.
Stephanie: So are you all scientists like Howard?
Leonard Hofstadter: No one's a scientist like Howard.
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