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The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Sheldon Cooper: If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest "One Potato, Two Potato." Or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.

Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.

Penny: [to Rajh] I'm sorry do you speak English?
Howard Wolowitz: Oh he speaks English, he just can't speak to women...
Penny: Really... Why?
Howard Wolowitz: He's kind of a nerd... Juice box?

Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over.
Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, right, your grandmother's back in town...

Koothrappali: What a spread. I love this country.
Leonard: Don't they have buffets in India?
Koothrappali: Yes, but it's all Indian food. Try finding a bagel in Mumbai to save your life. Schmear me.

Howard Wolowitz: What up, my science bitches?

Sheldon Cooper: Hello, moderately intelligent person.
Leslie Winkle: Ooh, send me to the burn unit.

Sheldon Cooper: Stop treating me like a child. Now take me to return my Star Wars sheets!

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny will take you.
Sheldon Cooper: Why Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter: Because rock beats scissors.

Stephanie: So are you all scientists like Howard?
Leonard Hofstadter: No one's a scientist like Howard.

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