Funny Quotations from The Big Bang Theory
"The Big Bang Theory" is a favorite amongst many nerds and non-nerds alike. The sitcom follows the lives of Leonard, Sheldon, and their friends as they live their lives as professors at a university. The series began on September 24, 2007 and created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady. It has been nominated for numerous awards and has won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.
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Here are a few of the best funny quotes from the series.
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
Leonard: Any ideas?
Sheldon: Yes, but they all require a green lantern and a power ring.
Leonard Hofstadter: You can't blow up my head with your mind.
Sheldon Cooper: Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.
Leonard Hofstadter: We have to do this.
Sheldon Cooper: No, we have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying. Everything else is purely optional.
Leonard Hofstadter: [about his date with Penny] Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
Howard Wolowitz: The littlest things can set women off - like, "Hey, the waitress is hot! I bet we could get her to come home with us." Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into."
Rajesh Koothrapali: You can't stay with me - I have a teeny, tiny apartment.
Sheldon Cooper: Excuse me, but isn't hosting guests an aspect of Manushya-Yajna, one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu house-holder?
Rajesh Koothrapali: I hate trains!
Sheldon Cooper: Don't be silly - you love trains.
Sheldon Cooper: Where were you that was more important than Wii Bowling night?
Leonard Hofstadter: I was...
Sheldon Cooper: That was a rhetorical question. Nothing is more important than Wii Bowling.
Leonard Hofstadter: Come on! It's just a video game. And we suck at it.
Sheldon Cooper: Nice motivational speech from the team captain.
Howard Wolowitz: I want a do-over!
Sheldon Cooper: There are no do-overs in Wii Bowling.
Howard Wolowitz: But my people have always gotten do-overs whenever we play sports.
Penny: Okay, you know what, if I'm not allowed to be snide, you are not allowed to be condescending.
Sheldon Cooper: That wasn't a part of our original agreement, and I do not agree to it now!
Penny: [about the website Leonard designed for Penny's business] It seems a little juvenile. It looks like the MySpace page of a thirteen year-old girl.
Leonard Hofstadter: No it doesn't!
Howard Wolowitz: Dateline could use it to attract predators.
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