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The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.

Leonard: Any ideas?
Sheldon: Yes, but they all require a green lantern and a power ring.

Leonard Hofstadter: You can't blow up my head with your mind.
Sheldon Cooper: Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.

Leonard Hofstadter: We have to do this.
Sheldon Cooper: No, we have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying. Everything else is purely optional.

Leonard Hofstadter: [about his date with Penny] Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
Howard Wolowitz: The littlest things can set women off - like, "Hey, the waitress is hot! I bet we could get her to come home with us." Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into."

Rajesh Koothrapali: You can't stay with me - I have a teeny, tiny apartment.
Sheldon Cooper: Excuse me, but isn't hosting guests an aspect of Manushya-Yajna, one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu house-holder?
Rajesh Koothrapali: I hate trains!
Sheldon Cooper: Don't be silly - you love trains.

Sheldon Cooper: Where were you that was more important than Wii Bowling night?
Leonard Hofstadter: I was...
Sheldon Cooper: That was a rhetorical question. Nothing is more important than Wii Bowling.
Leonard Hofstadter: Come on! It's just a video game. And we suck at it.
Sheldon Cooper: Nice motivational speech from the team captain.

Howard Wolowitz: I want a do-over!
Sheldon Cooper: There are no do-overs in Wii Bowling.
Howard Wolowitz: But my people have always gotten do-overs whenever we play sports.

Penny: Okay, you know what, if I'm not allowed to be snide, you are not allowed to be condescending.
Sheldon Cooper: That wasn't a part of our original agreement, and I do not agree to it now!

Penny: [about the website Leonard designed for Penny's business] It seems a little juvenile. It looks like the MySpace page of a thirteen year-old girl.
Leonard Hofstadter: No it doesn't!
Howard Wolowitz: Dateline could use it to attract predators.

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