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Zack and Miri Make a Porno Quotes

Zack: What do you do? Uh, what brings you here?
Brandon: I'm an actor.
Zack: Wow. Anything I've seen?
Brandon: Oh all sorts of movies with all male casts.
Zack: I appologize if I'm out of line here. But are you in gay porn?
Brandon: Guilty as charged.
Zack: Is there soft-core gay porn? Like just hugging and kissing and you know, telling each other how cool. You're a rad dude. You too, lets play some ball.

Miri: What the. What happened to the water?
Zack: They shut it off.
Miri: Help me get this out of my hair.
Zack: There's pooh in there.
Miri: The back part of the toilet!

Miri: These are the exact circumstances people are in right before they find themselves having sex for money.
Miri: What you have an idea?
Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not the idea I was looking for.

Zack: It's all main stream now!
Miri: I don't really see myself being in one, you know.
Zack: Look at Paris Hilton. She's selling fragrances to tweens and I'm pretty sure she's legally retarded.

Zack: The ones I liked when I was a kid was always a spoof of a popular movie.
Zack and Miri: I've got it!
Star Whores.
Deacon: What? Han Solo never had sex with Princess Leia in the Star War.

What, you've never thought of the reprocusions of sleeping with a chick you've known your whole life? What are you, slow?
Zack: Yeah...

Deacon: This is the worst porno I've ever seen.

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