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Funny Quotations from Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a romantic comedy film about platonic friends who decide to solve their money problems by creating an adult film. However, once the filming begins the two realize that they have more feelings for each other than what they first thought. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, and Craig Robinson.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno received slightly positive reviews upon its release; however, it did have financial success at the box office despite Kevin Smith claiming it as a failure. Read on for some hilarious quotes from the film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


Zack: What do you do? Uh, what brings you here?
Brandon: I'm an actor.
Zack: Wow. Anything I've seen?
Brandon: Oh all sorts of movies with all male casts.
Zack: I appologize if I'm out of line here. But are you in gay porn?
Brandon: Guilty as charged.
Zack: Is there soft-core gay porn? Like just hugging and kissing and you know, telling each other how cool. You're a rad dude. You too, lets play some ball.
Miri: What the. What happened to the water?
Zack: They shut it off.
Miri: Help me get this out of my hair.
Zack: There's pooh in there.
Miri: The back part of the toilet!
Miri: These are the exact circumstances people are in right before they find themselves having sex for money.
Miri: What you have an idea?
Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not the idea I was looking for.
Zack: It's all main stream now!
Miri: I don't really see myself being in one, you know.
Zack: Look at Paris Hilton. She's selling fragrances to tweens and I'm pretty sure she's legally retarded.
Zack: The ones I liked when I was a kid was always a spoof of a popular movie.
Zack and Miri: I've got it!
Star Whores.
Deacon: What? Han Solo never had sex with Princess Leia in the Star War.
What, you've never thought of the reprocusions of sleeping with a chick you've known your whole life? What are you, slow?
Zack: Yeah...
Deacon: This is the worst porno I've ever seen.
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