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Funny Quotations from Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist is a musical-comedy drama film about a band member who gets asked by a girl to be her boyfriend for five minutes. The story begins at a party where the two meet, and over the course of the night, they try to find their favorite band's secret show and search for the girl's best friend. Directed by Peter Sollett. Starring Michael Cera, Kat Dennings, Alexis Dziena, and Ari Graynor. Based on the novel of the same name by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan.

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist is a humorous movie that is a bit of everything: adventurous, funny, a musical, and even slightly romantic. Read some quotes from the film Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist below.


[from trailer]
Nick: I'm not going.
Thom: We have a gig, Nickie.
Nick: I don't want to go. I'm taking a mental health day.
[from trailer]
Nick: Hey Tris, it's Nick. I just wanted to talk to you. You know, I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like when you broke up with me on my B-Day.
[from trailer]
Norah: Would you be my boyfriend for 5-minutes?
Nick: What?
Norah: Please, just go with it, OK?
[Norah kisses him]
[Tris walks in]
Tris: Nick... Norah... How do you guys like, know each other?
Nick: We have the same dentist.
Norah: Yeah... he's good.
Norah: Are you Tris's Nick?
[from trailer]
Guy: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Guy: Are you off duty?
Nick: This is not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
[Guy and girl climb in]
Nick: I'm not a cab. I'm not a cab!
Guy: [to girl] I love you so much it's retarded!
[Guy and girl make out]
[from trailer]
Norah: [on phone] Where are you?
Tris: [sitting by guy with a robe and beard] I found Jesus!
Norah: What?
Tris: Jesus! He's much taller in person.
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