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Funny Quotations from Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Battle of the Smithsonian is a 2009 action-adventure comedy that follows the life of security guard Larry Daley as lies his way into the Smithsonian Institution as he attempts to rescue Jebediah and Octavious who were shipped accidently to Washington D.C. Directed by Shawn Levy. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Amy Adams. This film is a favorite amongst children around the world.

Read hilarious quotes from this family film, Battle of the Smithsonian, below.


[from trailer]
Amelia Earhart: [in awe] Great Gatsby!
[from trailer]
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
[from trailer]
Jedediah: Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!
[from trailer]
General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.
[from trailer]
Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.
Larry Daley: I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
Smithsonian Security Guard: No, we don't.
Larry Daley: No?
Smithsonian Security Guard: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
Easter Island Head: Did any of you Dum-Dums bring me Gum Gum?
Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Teddy Roosevelt: I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States.
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