Funny Famous Last Words - Page 2
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!
Carl Panzram, serial killer
Giles Corey, accused witch, while being crused by stones
Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? "French Fries!"
James French, convicted murderer
I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.
Kit Carson, pioneer
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
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Now why did I do that?
General William Erskine, after jumping from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813
No, you certainly can't.
John F. Kennedy, in reply to Nellie Connally's comment, "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."
I am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper. One of us has to go.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!
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Charles J. Gussman, brains behind "Days of Our Lives" and "Gilligan's Island"
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