Funny Famous Last Words
Many people are remembered for their last words; however, sometimes they are misquoted to the point where people think it's true. These quotations are here to help set things right and give a new perspective on these famous persons. Nonetheless, these are all indeed funny and from famous people.
I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you.
Lee Harvey Oswald
Drink to me!
Wait a minute...
Pope Alexander VI, talking to God
Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles
Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioners foot.
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad
I'm bored with it all.
Please put out the light.
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