Cute Quotations

Here are some quotes which are cute and adorable. It doesn't matter what the subject--life, love, funerals--these quotations are bound to make you smile. Some are silly. Some are outrageous. Read on and enjoy them as much as I do!

Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
Yogi Berra

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Vlade Divac

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Life is short and so is money.
Bertolt Brecht

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde

Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.
Patrick Swayze

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Pablo Picasso

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
Bob Dole

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Sloan Wilson

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
Drew Barrymore

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.
Swedish Proverb

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
Benjamin Franklin