Here are some quotes which are cute and adorable. It doesn't matter what the subject--life, love, funerals--these quotations are bound to make you smile. Some are silly. Some are outrageous. Read on and enjoy them as much as I do!
Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Life is short and so is money.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
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