Funny Quotes About Work
Everyone has worked sometime or another in their life. Of course, not all of us have enjoyed it. Some of us have had to take jobs at grocery stores or restaurants or held other non-desirable jobs.
These funny work quotes are all about the humor that can be found in the work place no matter if you are blue-collar, white-collar, or more of a purple-collar.
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
From a boss
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
About a boss
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.
Russell H. Ewing
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Related Humorous Labor Quotes:
Working hard - Working hard or hardly working?
Social work - Social work isn't as great as it seems, or is it?
Work leadership - Being a leader.