Hilarious Valentine's Day Quotes - Page 2
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
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