St. Elsewhere Quotes

Monsignor: I don't like you, McCabe. You're a smoothie from Southie. You wear a clerical collar and convince people you're a good person without doing anything to earn it.
Father McCabe: And you're a petty bureaucrat who uses the power of the Catholic Church as if Jesus Christ was your idea.

Dr. Craig: [looking at an x-ray] There's a liver not long for this world.
Dr. Daniel Auschlander: It's mine.

Dr. Mark Craig: I'm sick and tired of sacrificing residents, so you can feel like Mother Teresa.

Dr. Mark Craig: Premature is a relative term, Donald.

Dr. Wayne Fiscus: I have a hunch.
Dr. Mark Craig: So did Quasimodo.

Everybody: You're a pig, Ehrlich.

Dr. Mark Craig: [to Ehrlich] You moron!

Dr. Donald Westphall: Oh, boy.

Dr. Mark Craig: Do me a favor, say "moose and squirrel".
Natasha: [in her thick Russian accent] Moose and squirrel.
Dr. Mark Craig: That's what I thought.

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