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"House" is a television medical drama following the life of a medical staff from Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey. The series ran from 2004 until 2012. Each episode usually includes at least one mysterious illness in which the staff attempts to diagnose before the time runs out leading to the patients death. The show's main character is Dr. House, and the show follows him as he deals with anger, drugs, and other issues.


Dr. Gregory House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be "unusually" irritable.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it.
Dr. Gregory House: Read less, more TV.
Dr. Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?
Dr. Gregory House: I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.
Dr. James Wilson: We're discussing your new patient.
Dr. Gregory House: Must be a boring discussion, considering that I haven't accepted a new patient.
Dr. Gregory House: When I said I'd do anything for the money, I obviously didn't mean it.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Pay attention to me!
Dr. Gregory House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Sometimes an ass is just an ass.
Dr. Gregory House: You OK with an answer based on evolution?
Cole: Yeah.
Dr. Gregory House: Hypocrite.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis. And no, that one wasn't a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was.
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