Quotations About Weather
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
Modified 1930s slogan
Spring weather is life a child's face, changing three times a day.
I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day.
It's so hot even my fake plants are wilting.
You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?!
These lands are too parched, rain-bless our hearts!
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.