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Quotations About Places

Related: Kansas

Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
Saying
Modified 1930s slogan


The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
Will Rogers


It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx


But the dollars spent on economic incentives and new investment strategies are wasted unless we seriously address the two most important economic issues in Kansas: education and health care.
Kathleen Sebelius


Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
Unknown


When I write, I aim in my mind not toward New York but toward a vague spot a little to the east of Kansas.
John Updike


Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.
Erma Bombeck


A three-inch rain in Phoenix means three inches between drops.
Local Saying


And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four.
Jerry Coleman


I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City.
Roger Maris