Quotations About Games
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Ball Four, 1970
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
A Mixed Threesome, 1922
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown
My other car is a Zamboni.
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
People's affections can be as thin as paper; life is like a game of chess, changing with each move.
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.