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Funny Quotations from You've Got Mail

You've Got Mail is a romantic comedy film about two business rivals who fall in love with each other without knowing who each other truly is. The film follows the life of Kathleen Kelly as she runs an independent bookstore that is facing great competition by a mega bookstore that wants to take it over. Meanwhile, Kathleen is chatting online to an unknown person who she falls in love with. Unbeknownst to her, that person is the owner of the mega bookstore. Directed by Nora Ephron. Starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, and Greg Kinnear. Based on the play "Parfumerie" by Miklós László.

You've Got Mail saw moderate critical success while having great financial success. The film's premise was both new and old, as it is based on a play which has been made into film several times. However, it's use of modern technology is new and got people from around the world interested. Read on for some quotes from the hilarious film You've Got Mail.


Kathleen Kelly: What happens if he showed up took one look at me and left?
Christina Plutzker: Not possible.
Frank: What about you, is there someone else?
Kathleen Kelly: No. No, but... but there's the dream of someone else.
Kathleen Kelly: People always say that change is a good thing, but what it really means is that something that you didn't want to happen, has happened.
Joe Fox: The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
Joe Fox: [speaking to the grumpy cashier] Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.
Rose, Zabars Cashier: Happy Thanksgiving back.
Birdie Conrad: You're daring to march into the unknown armed with...
[pause]
Birdie Conrad: Nothing. Have a sandwich.
Kathleen Kelly: Is she a Republican?
Frank: I can't help myself.
Birdie Conrad: [reading from Frank's article in the Observer] Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.
Joe Fox: [refering to Kathleen Kelly] Oh, no, she's beautiful, but she's a pill.
Joe Fox: How can you forgive this guy for standing you up but you can't forgive me for this tiny little thing... of putting you out of business. How I wish you could.
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