Poem of Quotes - Poetry, Quotations, and Relationships
Home > Quotes > Movies > 2000s > Funny What Women Want Quotes (2000)

Funny Quotatons from What Women Want

What Women Want is a fantasy romance-comedy film about a man who gains the ability to hear what women are thinking. The film follows the life of Nick Marshall, an alpha male, while he falls into a bathtub while holding a hairdryer and shocks himself. Afterwards, he starts to hear what women are thinking. As the movie continues, he starts to try things women are doing, including shaving his legs and wearing women's clothing. Meanwhile, he is trying to reconcile with his daughter after his divorce. Directed by Nancy Meyers. Starring Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Marisa Tomei, Alan Alda, Lauren Holly, Ashley Johnson, and Bette Midler.

What Women Want received mixed reviews upon its release but went on to have financial success at the box office. The film is shown constantly on televisions around the world and has a cult following. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes from What Women Want.


Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?
Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television these days.
Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.
Darcy McGuire: I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.
Morgan: Can we walk and talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.
Alex: My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.
Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
Darcy McGuire: [laughs] And how did you look in them?
Nick Marshall: Hot.
Inner Voice of poodle: Monsieur, I have to poop.
Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
Alex: Understatement of the century.
Male Coffee Shop Customer: [Nick has just talked Lola into a date] That was inspiring!
Nick Marshall: I know.
Next: Where the Wild Things Are
More 2000s movie quotes