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Funny Quotations from The Longshots

The Longshots is a biographical family comedy drama film based on a true story about the first female to play in the Pop Warner football tournament in its 56-year history. The film begins in Minden, Illinois when a former football player meets his niece, the daughter of his brother who left her. He quickly notices how great of a quarterback she would be and tells her to try out for the team. After sitting on the bench for the first four games, she is put in and plays well enough to win herself the starting quarterback position. The movie is directed by Fred Durst, from Limp Bizkit, and stars Ice Cube, Tasha Smith, and Keke Palmer.

The Longshots is a family film great for everyone. Well, everyone except the critics. It has received negative reviews for the most part. However, there is a cliche which seems to like it. Continue reading for some humorous quotes from The Longshots.


Claire Plummer: Curtis, I need you to help. It's about your niece Jasmine.
Curtis: What's wrong with her?
Claire Plummer: I really need somebody to hang out with her.
Curtis: I don't even like kids.
Claire Plummer: Don't you know she's still waiting on her no good daddy to show up?
Curtis: Go get Dr. Phil or the Dog Whisperer.
Teacher: Would you like to tell the kids what you do?
Curtis: I do all kind of entrepreneurial endeavors.
Jasmine: He sold makeup.
Curtis: It wasn't makeup, it was beautification products.
Curtis: Do you know what a down and out is?
Jasmine: You?
Feather: I'm not letting her put her hands under my King Kongs.
Coach Fisher: Don't you mean your ping-pongs? Hike the ball!
Curtis: When you get on that field, you ain't a girl you a football player.
Curtis: Ain't nobody got heart like we got heart. We gonna play fast, we gonna play loose, and play for each other.
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