Scrooged Quotes
This funny Christmas movie is based off "A Christmas Carol." Over the years, this movie has gained momentum into becoming one of the must-see films each holiday season. Here are some quotes from the film.
Ghost of Christmas Past:
Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.
Frank Cross:
Yeah? Name one.
Herman:
Boy that Dick sure knows how to drink huh?
Frank Cross:
Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
Herman:
I'm sorry Mr. Burton, but I guess we don't know you well enough yet, to call you Dick.
Frank Cross:
I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.
Frank Cross:
I'm gonna give you a little advice Claire. Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself.
Claire Phillips:
Oh well that's a really nice attitude. Merry Christmas.
Frank Cross:
Bah humbug.
Earl Cross:
All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.
Daughter:
Mom, when are we gonna get a real Christmas tree?
Grace:
When they're free.
Ghost of Christmas Present: [repeating the question]
On the "Addams Family", what instrument did Lurch play?
Frank Cross:
I may be invisible but I'm NOT DEAF!
Frank Cross: [Screams and accidentally hits Grace]
Oh God! Oh God! Grace, go watch the show! He's here for me! Come on! Come on! Give it to me![falls to knees]
Frank Cross:
You think I'm afraid of you, the day I've had? I know what you came for. Come and get it, you pussy.
Fake Ghost of Christmas Future:
Brice!
Brice Cummings: [Getting the Fake Ghost away from Frank, who's obviously been scared by him]
Stop scaring Frank. Get this nutcake out.
Ghost of Christmas Past:
Go back to Jersey, ya moron.
Frank Cross:
Do you think I'm way off-base here?
Elliot:
Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special.
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