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Funny Quotations from Pretty Woman

Pretty Woman is a romantic comedy film about a man who hires an escort to take to social events. The film follows the life of businessman Edward Lewis and the beautiful prostitute Vivian Ward as their romantic lives go from nothing to something in just a few days. Directed by Garry Marshall. Starring Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, and Jason Alexander.

Pretty Woman was an enormously successful film at the box office. Compared to today, the film was even low budget, but it was a huge box office success. Originally, the film was meant to show the dangers of prostitution, but later it was changed into a romantic comedy. Read some hilarious quotes from Pretty Woman below.


Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.
Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.
Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.
Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?
Kit: Ma?
Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?
Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.
Kit: Hey yo, baby!
Guy in car: How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday.
Kit: Dream on!
Edward Lewis: A buffet of safety?
Vivian: I'm a safety girl.
[Edward stands up]
Vivian: All right, let's get one of these on ya.
Edward Lewis: What's your name?
Vivian: What do you want it to be?
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