Madea Goes to Jail Quotes
Madea: I say if you come up to me, I'll cut it... Yeah that's what I did, I cut it.
Madea: Did you see Basic Instinct? [crosses legs] Well this ain't that type of movie.
Madea: Did I ever ask you for some me time? What the hell is me time?
Madea: Hell to the yeah!
Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
Madea: Cora do me a favor.
Cora: What?
Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.
Madea: [about how sweet T.T. is] What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts?
T.T.: I murdered 18 men.
T.T.: [pulls out a box of brownies] TADA! Brownies for my brownie! I made them myself.
Madea: Yeah, what do you mean "brownies for my brownie"? You trying to call me black or somethin'?
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