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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Quotes
Junior?
Indiana Jones:
Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones:
It *is* you, Junior.
Indiana Jones:
Don't call me that. *Please*.
Indiana Jones:
Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?
Professor Henry Jones:
Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones: [shouts]
I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones:
This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones:
It happens to me all the time.
Professor Henry Jones: [Examining the broken vase]
Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana Jones:
And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor Henry Jones:
I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana Jones:
Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor Henry Jones:
Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.
Professor Henry Jones:
I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones:
Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones:
Ha, good point.
[Indiana and Henry are tied up]
Indiana Jones:
Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones:
But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana Jones:
Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.
Professor Henry Jones:
Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones:
Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones:
The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.
Street Vendor:
Water?
Marcus Brody:
No thank you, fish make love in it.
Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker]
Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel: [in German]
What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel]
No ticket.
Indiana Jones:
How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones:
She talks in her sleep.
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