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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quotes

Ellen: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.

Clark Griswold: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark Griswold: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

Clark Griswold: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

Clark Griswold: Russ, go get the hammer.
Ellen: Clark, what do you need a hammer for?
Clark Griswold: I'm gonna catch it in the coat... And smack it with the hammer.

Clark Griswold: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Clark Griswold: Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark Griswold: How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
Clark Griswold: That's all part of the experience, honey.

Ruby Sue: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?
Clark Griswold: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.

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Christmas Movie Quotes

Elf
Four Christmases
Fred Claus
Frosty the Snowman
Home Alone

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