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Funny Quotations from Chicago

Chicago is a musical crime comedy about a woman who killed her husband and sister after finding them in bed togerher and a woman who killed her boyfriend after she found out he wasn't going to make her famous. The two women find themselves on death row as they fight to stay alive. The film is set in 1920s Chicago. Directed by Rob Marshell. Starring Renée Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Richard Gere.

Read some humorous quotes from the film Chicago below.

Roxie: It'll never work.
Velma Kelly: Why not?
Roxie: Because I hate you.
Velma Kelly: There's only one business where that's no problem at all.

Billy Flynn: Give 'em the old razzle dazzle. Razzle razzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate.

Roxie: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Matron Mama Morton: You're talking to the wrong people.

Liz: Pop.
Annie: Six.
June: Squish.
Hunyack: Unh-uh.
Velma Kelly: Cicero.
Mona: Lipschitz.

Velma Kelly: [about Roxie] First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.

Billy Flynn: Objection!
Judge: Sustained.
Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Your Honor, I haven't even asked a question yet.

June: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.

Mona: I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself. And on the way, he found Ruth. Gladys. Rosemary. And Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead.

Billy Flynn: Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous, row after row will grow vociferous.

Roxie: God that's beautiful.
Billy Flynn: Cut out God. Stay where you're better acquainted.
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