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Funny Quotations from Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading is a hilarious crime-comedy drama about two gym employees who get a disk containing the memoirs of a CIA agent. The two idiots attempt to sell the disk, but run into a bit of problems along the way when the agency things it is something it isn't. Directed by Ethan Coen and Joel Coen. Starring Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand, and George Clooney.

Read some hilarious quotes from the film Burn After Reading below.


CIA Superior: So what did we learn from this?
CIA Officer: Um... I don't know.
[pause]
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either.
Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.
Katie Cox: You're so coarse.
Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the rear entry situation...
Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!
Chad Feldheimer: Osborne Cox?
Osborne Cox: Yes, this is Osborne Cox, who the fuck are you?
Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his orthodontist has a sense of humor.
[from trailer]
Osbourne Cox: What your engaged in is black mail.
Chad Feldheimer: I'm a mere good samaritan who...
Osbourne Cox: Give me the CD or...
Chad Feldheimer: [shouting at the same time] Give me the money!
[Osbourne Cox punches Chad]
[from trailer]
Linda Litzke: Not going to go off is it?
Harry Pfarrer: Come on lets go into the other room and find out, hmm.
Osbourne Cox: You're part of a league of morons.
Chad Feldheimer: I am very surprised that you did not give us that reward.
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