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Why do you have to insult everybody?
John Bender:
I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
Claire Standish: [about her parents]
I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far]
Ha!
Claire Standish: [long pause]
Shut up!
Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck]
Why'd you do that?
Claire Standish:
'Cause I knew you wouldn't.
Claire Standish: [pause]
Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?
Bender:
The truth?
Claire Standish:
Yeah.
Bender: [nods]
No.
Andrew Clark:
What do they do to you?
Allison Reynolds:
They ignore me.
Andrew Clark:
Yeah... yeah.
Allison Reynolds:
You have problems.
Andrew Clark:
Oh, I have problems?
Allison Reynolds:
You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
Andrew Clark:
Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.
[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender:
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender:
Oh, *shit*.
[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire:
You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds:
Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire:
Because you're letting me.
Allison Reynolds:
Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark:
Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds:
No.
Brian Johnson:
Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds:
I stole your wallet.
John Bender:
So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Claire Standish:
GO TO HELL.
Andrew Clark:
ENOUGH.
Richard Vernon:
Hey. What's going on in there?
[whispering]
Richard Vernon:
Damn pricks.
Brian Johnson:
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender:
No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
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