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Funny Quotations from (500) Days of Summer

(500) Days of Summer is a romantic comedy and drama which looks into the past about a failed relationship. The film looks through the good and bad of their relationship and their attraction. It was love at first sight that grew into friendship into love into heartbreak.

Below are some hilarious quotes from the film (500) Days of Summer.

Directed by
Marc Webb

Starring: Zooey Deschanel, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Geoffrey Arend

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Rachel Hansen: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
Rachel Hansen: Quit being a pussy.
Rachel Hansen: You know, all my friends love you and think you're great. It's like they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Tom: [Looks at a group of twelve year old girls who wave at him and giggle] Those aren't fish. They're guppies.
Summer: You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.
Tom: Darling...
[Summer looks up at him]
Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Rachel Hansen: Tom, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Next time you look back, I think you should look again.
Rachel Hansen: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.
Tom: Who's Lars from Norway?
Rachel Hansen: He's some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.
Tom: Knew what?
Summer: What I was never sure of with you.
Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Alison: Literally?
Tom: Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
Rachel Hansen: Just because she's likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
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