Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn Quotes

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn is a Comedy, Talk Show that appeared on TV in 2002 on Comedy Central. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn completed its run in 2004.

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn lasted 200+ episodes. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn is executive produced by Colin Quinn. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn is created by Colin Quinn.

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn is 21 minutes long. Spinoffs for this show include The Greg Giraldo Show.

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn Quotes

• (Unnamed) "This is the end, you know? It's like the Friends finale where they're all together in that apartment. No more Joey and his dumb remarks. I never really watched Friends until the finale, I don't know why --"

• (Unnamed) "I think on the front of the t-shirt their should be a picture of two hot chicks performing oral sex on me. And on the back, two different chicks performing oral sex on me. This won't solve anything, but the photoshoot would make me forget the war."

• (Unnamed) "I was born gay, but 8 months of breast feeding wiped that right out. I'm just glad my Dad wasn't walking around naked when I was teething."

• (Unnamed) "I think the Statue of Liberty could advertise douche products: "Just because your standing in water all day doesn't mean you have to smell like fish.""

• (Unnamed) "Just think of food and let's move on."
• (Unnamed) "He used that as a joke two days ago."

• (Unnamed) "I don't think doodie comes out of her"
• (Unnamed) "butt. I think it's more like strawberry yogurt."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry about the Williams sisters losing to the white girls."

• (Unnamed) "What's the deal with parking at the Special Olympics? Is it just the two spaces?"

• (Unnamed) "I don't have a problem with it, because I don't drink or smoke, so it doesn't affect me."
• (Dave Attell) "Well then you're boring. They should put a tax on that."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I think they should give her the license, but then, it should only be good for flying carpets."

• (Unnamed) "The only advice I ever got from my dad is this: sex is like pizza, even when it's bad you still gotta pay for it."

• (Unnamed) "The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet."
• (Unnamed) "You masturbate with a Speak 'n Spell?"

• (Unnamed) "Man, I haven't liked you since you froze Han Solo."

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