The Paul Lynde Halloween Special Quotes

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is a television program that debuted in 1970 on American Broadcasting Company. The Paul Lynde Halloween Special stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bob Booker as producer. The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is executive produced by Raymond Katz.

Each episode of The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is 51 minutes long. The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is produced by Hoysyl Productions.

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special Quotes

• (Paul Lynde) "Well, here I am again -- ABC's answer to Trick-Or-Treat."

• (Paul Lynde) "She has a striking resemblance to Betty White. But then so many witches do."

• (Paul Lynde) "As you know, there's a real scary holiday coming up. Election Day."

• (Witchiepoo) "Mr. Lynde, I've been dying to meet you."
• (Paul Lynde) "Looks like you already did."

• (Paul Lynde) "It's been a year since my last special. Was it something I said?"

• (Paul Lynde) "Well, just what I always wanted: four kisses on the first date."

• (Paul Lynde) "In case I don't see you for awhile, to all you little monsters out there, you have a happy Halloween. Now, excuse me, I'm going back to my group to trip the heavy fantastic."

• (Paul Lynde) "Open the ruby portals of your lips to the white-hot passion of my desire. I; I; I'm turning myself on. Fool, who needs her when you; when you've got you."

• (Paul Lynde) "Why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes?"

• (Housekeeper) "This is Ace. This is Gene. This is Peter. And this is Paul."
• (Paul Lynde) "Oh, I love a good religious group. I can take one look at you four and tell you how you got your name and how you got your act. You had a fight, and your mothers told you to -- kiss and make up."

• (Paul Lynde) "What about Dorothy and her little dog, Toto, in "The Wizard of Oz"?"
• (The Wicked Witch of the West) "She asked for it. And her little dog, too."

• (Paul Lynde) "Did you pack everything? It could be a chilly evening."
• (Housekeeper) "Everything. Your robe, your slippers --"
• (Paul Lynde) "My Dr. Dentons?"

• (Paul Lynde) "I was fa-a-a-a-a-t. My, uh, my brothers and sisters used to dress up in nice little Halloween costumes from the five-and-dime. Mom would hand me the shower curtain. And it didn't fit. So she let it out, and I went as the Hindenburg. It was a disaster."

• (Paul Lynde) "# Too much Alice Cooper. / Not enough Alice Faye -- / What's the matter with kids today? #"

• (Housekeeper) "I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night."
• (Paul Lynde) "Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares."

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