Aladdin (1992 Disney film) Quotes

Aladdin (1992 Disney film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Aladdin completed its run in 1970.

It features Ron Clements as producer, and Alan Menken in charge of musical score.

Aladdin (1992 Disney film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Aladdin (1992 Disney film) is 90 minutes long. Aladdin (1992 Disney film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Genie, Linda Larkin as Princess Jasmine, Jim Cummings as Razoul, Gilbert Gottfried as Iago, Douglas Seale as Sultan, and Charlie Adler as Gazeem.

Aladdin (1992 Disney film) Quotes

Linda Larkin as Princess Jasmine

• (Aladdin) "Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her."
• (Aladdin) "I've been looking all over for you."
• (Linda Larkin) "What are you doing?"
• (Aladdin) "Just play along."
• (Farouk) "You, uh, know this girl?"
• (Aladdin) "Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy."
• (Farouk) "She said she knew the sultan."
• (Aladdin) "She thinks the monkey is the sultan."
• (Linda Larkin) "O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?"
• (Aladdin) "Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor."
• (Linda Larkin) "Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?"
• (Aladdin) "No, no, no, not that one -- Come on, Sultan."

• (Jafar) "Prince Ali? Yes, it is he, / but not as you know him. / Read my lips, and come to grips / with reality. / Meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last / Say hello to your precious Prince Ali."
• (Linda Larkin) "Ali --"
• (Aladdin) "Jasmine -- I tried to tell you, I'm only --"
• (Jafar) "So Ali, turns out to be / merely Aladdin / Just a con, need I go on? / Take it from me / His personality flaws, give me adequate cause / To send him packing on a one-way trip, so his propsects take a terminal dip / His assets frozen, the venue chosen / Is the ends of the earth; wheee. / So long, EX-Prince Ali."

• (Jafar) "It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine."
• (Jafar) "A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world."
• (Jafar) "What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen --"
• (Linda Larkin) "Never."
• (Jafar) "AAH. I'll teach you some respect --."
• (Jafar) "-- No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me."
• (Robin Williams) "Uh, Master, there are a few addenda, uh, some quid pro quos --"
• (Jafar) "Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout. You will do what I order you to do, slave."
• (Linda Larkin) "Jafar?"
• (Linda Larkin) "Hmm, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are."
• (Jafar) "Hmm, that's better."
• (Jafar) "Now, p*****cat -- tell me more about myself."

• (Aladdin) "Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?"
• (Linda Larkin) "Oh -- It's wonderful."
• (Aladdin) "I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets."
• (Linda Larkin) "Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress."
• (Aladdin) "That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards."
• (Linda Larkin) "You're not free to make your own choices."
• (Aladdin) "Sometimes you feel so --"
• (Linda Larkin) "You're just --"
• (Linda Larkin) "-- trapped."

• (Linda Larkin) "Let him go."
• (Jim Cummings) "Looky here, men. A street mouse."
• (Linda Larkin) "Unhand him."
• (Linda Larkin) "By order of the Princess."
• (Jim Cummings) "Princess Jasmine."
• (Aladdin) "The Princess?"
• (Abu the Monkey) "The Princess?"
• (Jim Cummings) "What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?"
• (Linda Larkin) "That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him."
• (Jim Cummings) "Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him."
• (Linda Larkin) "Believe me, I will."

• (Linda Larkin) "Father, I choose Prince Ali."
• (Jafar) "Prince Ali left."
• (Aladdin) "Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar."

• (Linda Larkin) "It's all so magical."
• (Aladdin) "Yeah."
• (Linda Larkin) "It's a shame Abu had to miss this."
• (Aladdin) "Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh -- that is -- um -- Oh, no."
• (Linda Larkin) "You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie to me?"
• (Aladdin) "Jasmine, I'm sorry."
• (Linda Larkin) "Did you think I was stupid?"
• (Aladdin) "No."
• (Linda Larkin) "That I wouldn't figure it out?"
• (Aladdin) "No. I-I mean -- I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh -- no, that-that's not what I meant."
• (Linda Larkin) "Who are you? Tell me the truth."
• (Aladdin) "The truth? The truth, um -- The-the truth is, I -- I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince."
• (Linda Larkin) "Why didn't you just tell me?"
• (Aladdin) "Well, you know, uh -- um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?"
• (Linda Larkin) "Hmm -- Not that strange."

• (Linda Larkin) "Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends."
• (Linda Larkin) "Except you, Rajah."
• (Linda Larkin) "I've never even been outside the palace walls."
• (Douglas Seale) "But, Jasmine, you're a princess."
• (Linda Larkin) "Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore."
• (Douglas Seale) "Oh. I, I --"
• (Douglas Seale) "Allah forbid you should have any daughters."
• (Rajah) "Huh?"

• (Aladdin) "Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince."
• (Linda Larkin) "I know why you did."
• (Aladdin) "Well, I guess -- this -- is goodbye?"
• (Linda Larkin) "Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you."
• (Robin Williams) "Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again."
• (Aladdin) "But, Genie, what about your freedom?"
• (Robin Williams) "Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked."

Gilbert Gottfried as Iago

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar."
• (Jafar) "Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation."
• (Jafar) "Down, boy."
• (Jafar) "Oh princess"
• (Jafar) "there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to."
• (Aladdin) "Jafar. Get your hands off her."
• (Jafar) "Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality."
• (Jafar) "Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious Prince Ali."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Or should we say Aladdin?"
• (Linda Larkin) "Ali?"
• (Aladdin) "Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just."
• (Jafar) "So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin."
• (Jafar) "Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,"
• (Jafar) "to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth."
• (Jafar) "Whoopee. So long."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Goodbye. See ya."
• (Jafar) "Ex-Prince Ali."
• (Aladdin) "Abu? Abu. Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance."
• (Aladdin) "Abu. Are you okay?"
• (Abu the Monkey) "Uh-huh."
• (Aladdin) "I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah. All right. Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go."

• (Jafar) "You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk."
• (Jafar) "Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing."
• (Aladdin) "The Genie -- The Genie. The Genie has more power than you'll ever have."
• (Jafar) "What?"
• (Aladdin) "He gave you your power. He can take it away."
• (Robin Williams) "Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?"
• (Aladdin) "Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best."
• (Jafar) "You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long."

• (Jafar) "Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "What's coming to you. Awk."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar, get a grip."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Ack. Good grip."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "I can't believe it, I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at thi; look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting."
• (Jafar) "Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredib -- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big -- Mmph."
• (Jafar) "Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this -- diamond in the rough."

• (Jafar) "Get your blasted beak out of my face."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, shut up, you moron."
• (Jafar) "Don't tell me to shut up."
• (Robin Williams) "Allow me. Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out."

• (Jafar) "The universe is mine to command. To control."
• (Aladdin) "Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something?"
• (Jafar) "Huh?"
• (Aladdin) "You wanted to be a genie? You got it."
• (Jafar) "What?"
• (Aladdin) "And everything that goes with it."
• (Jafar) "No. No."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "I'm getting out of here."
• (Aladdin) "Phenomenal cosmic powers --"
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't --."
• (Aladdin) "-- itty bitty living space."
• (Robin Williams) "Al, you little genius, you."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "We gotta get outta here. We gotta get out. I gotta start packing, Your Highness. Only essentials, we gotta travel light. Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives --"
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you."
• (Jafar) "Excellent work, Iago."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Ah, go on."
• (Jafar) "No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "I can't take it anymore. If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam. Whack."
• (Jafar) "Calm yourself, Iago."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack."
• (Jafar) "Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha ha."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "You got a problem, pinky?"
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Jerk."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?"
• (Jafar) "Save your breath, Iago. Faster."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Yes, O Mighty Evil One."

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, nice shot, Jaf --"

• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here. Here's your cracker. Shove 'em all the way down your throat. Here, have lots of crackers."
• (Linda Larkin) "Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone."

Robin Williams as Genie

• (Robin Williams) "The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk; one too many hits with the snake."

• (Robin Williams) "I'm history. No, I'm mythology. Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free-hee."

• (Robin Williams) "Psst. Your line is "I'm going to free the Genie." Anytime."

• (Robin Williams) "Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?"

• (Aladdin) "Genie, I need help."
• (Robin Williams) "All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?"
• (Aladdin) "What?"
• (Robin Williams) "Tell-her-the- truth."

• (Robin Williams) "Al, I can't help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now."

• (Robin Williams) "But, oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof. What do you need?", "Poof. What do you need?", "Poof. What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, it's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus."

• (Aladdin) "Wish fulfillment?"
• (Robin Williams) "Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds."

• (Robin Williams) "You know, Al, I'm getting really --"
• (Robin Williams) "I don't think you're him."
• (Robin Williams) "Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man."
• (Jafar) "I am your master now."
• (Robin Williams) "I was afraid of that."
• (Jafar) "Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high, as Sultan."

• (Robin Williams) "You have been a fabulous audience. Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves. Good night, Alice. Good night, Agrabah. Adios, amigos."

• (Robin Williams) "First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here."
• (Robin Williams) "Ooh, I like it. Muy macho."

• (Robin Williams) "Hey. Clear the way in the old Bazaar. Hey you. Let us through. It's a bright new star. / Oh come. Be the first on your block to meet his eye. / Make way. Here he comes. Ring bells. Bang the drums. / Are you gonna love this guy. / Prince Ali. Fabulous he. / Ali Ababwa / Genuflect, show some respect / Down on one knee. / Now try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam / Then come and meet his spectacular coterie."
• (Robin Williams) "Prince Ali. Mighty is he. / Ali Ababwa / Strong as ten regular men, definitely. / He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords / Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali. / He's got 75 golden camels / Purple peacocks, he's got 53 / When it comes to exotic-type mammals / Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you / It's a world-class menagerie."
• (Robin Williams) "Prince Ali. Handsome is he. / Ali Ababwa / That physique. How can I speak? / Weak at the knee / Well, get on out in that square, adjust your veil and prepare / to gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali. / He's got 95 white Persian monkeys / And to view them he charges no fee / He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies / They bow to his whim, love serving him / They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali. Prince Ali."
• (Robin Williams) "Prince Ali. Amorous he. / Ali Ababwa / Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see / And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by / With 60 elephants, llamas galore / With his bears and lions / A brass band and more / With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers / His birds that warble on key / Make way for Prince Ali."

• (Robin Williams) "Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel."

• (Robin Williams) "In case of emergency, the exits are here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here; anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet."
• (Robin Williams) "We're -- outta here."

• (Aladdin) "Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh."
• (Aladdin) "Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here."
• (Robin Williams) "Excuse me?"
• (Robin Williams) "Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN."

• (Robin Williams) "You ain't never had a friend like me."

• (Robin Williams) "Made you look."

• (Robin Williams) "Luke -- The Force, Al. Use the force, the farce, tell a joke."

• (Robin Williams) "Well, l can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. l'm -- outta here."

• (Robin Williams) "Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake."
• (Jafar) "You stay out of thisss."
• (Robin Williams) "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT."

• (Robin Williams) "I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that."
• (Aladdin) "Uh -- I wish for the Nile."
• (Robin Williams) "No way."
• (Robin Williams) "Oh, does that feel good."

• (Robin Williams) "Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?"
• (Robin Williams) "Oh. Hairball."

• (Robin Williams) "Becoming a reptile, unnecessary use of reptile, five hundred year penalty."

• (Robin Williams) "Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye."
• (Robin Williams) "Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?"
• (Aladdin) "Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes."
• (Robin Williams) "Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy."
• (Aladdin) "Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own."
• (Robin Williams) "Oh, I feel sheepish."
• (Robin Williams) "All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies."

• (Aladdin) "So, three wishes. Hm, I want them to be good. What would you wish for?"
• (Robin Williams) "Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case -- Ah, forget it."
• (Aladdin) "What?"
• (Robin Williams) "No, I can't tell you."
• (Aladdin) "C'mon, tell me."
• (Robin Williams) "Freedom."

• (Aladdin) "Princess Jasmine, you're very --"
• (Robin Williams) "Wonderful. Magnificent. Glorious. Punctual."
• (Aladdin) "Punctual."
• (Linda Larkin) "Punctual?"
• (Robin Williams) "Sorry."
• (Aladdin) "Uh, beautiful."
• (Robin Williams) "Nice recovery."

• (Aladdin) "Hey -- can you make me a prince?"
• (Robin Williams) "Uh, let's see. "Chicken à la King"?"
• (Robin Williams) "Nope. "Alaskan king crab"."
• (Robin Williams) "Ow. I hate when they do that. "Caesar salad-""
• (Robin Williams) "Aah. Et tu, Brute? No. Aha. "To make a prince.""

• (Robin Williams) "Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her."
• (Aladdin) "Huh?"
• (Robin Williams) "She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature."

• (Robin Williams) "What would you wish of me?"
• (Robin Williams) "The ever impressive --"
• (Robin Williams) "-- the long-contained --"
• (Robin Williams) "-- the often immitated, but never --"
• (Robin Williams) "-- duplicated -- duplicated -- duplicated -- duplicated -- Genie of the Lamp."
• (Robin Williams) "Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you."

• (Robin Williams) "So, what'll it be, Master?"
• (Aladdin) "You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?"
• (Robin Williams) "Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos."
• (Aladdin) "Like?"
• (Robin Williams) "Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody."
• (Robin Williams) "So don't ask."
• (Robin Williams) "Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else."
• (Robin Williams) "You little punim there."
• (Robin Williams) "Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it."
• (Robin Williams) "Other than that, you got it."

• (Robin Williams) "Stop her. Stop her. Want me to sting her?"
• (Aladdin) "Buzz off."
• (Robin Williams) "OK, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself."

• (Aladdin) "You're a prisoner?"
• (Robin Williams) "It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig."
• (Robin Williams) "Phenomenal cosmic powers."
• (Robin Williams) "Itty bitty living space."

• (Robin Williams) "Yes. Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo."
• (Robin Williams) "Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out."

• (Robin Williams) "Oi. Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."

• (Robin Williams) "No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me."
• (Douglas Seale) "That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem."
• (Linda Larkin) "Father?"
• (Douglas Seale) "Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy."
• (Linda Larkin) "Him. I choose -- I choose you, Aladdin."
• (Aladdin) "Call me Al."

Douglas Seale as Sultan

• (Jafar) "You will order the Princess to marry me."
• (Douglas Seale) "I -- will order -- the Princess -- to --"
• (Douglas Seale) "But you're so old."
• (Jafar) "The Princess will marry me."

• (Douglas Seale) "Jasmine? Jasmine. Jasmine --"
• (Douglas Seale) "Confound it, Rajah."
• (Douglas Seale) "So. This is why Prince Achmed stormed out."
• (Linda Larkin) "Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?"

• (Prince Achmed) "I've never been so insulted."
• (Douglas Seale) "Oh, Prince Achmed, you're, you're not -- leaving so soon, are you?"
• (Prince Achmed) "Good luck marrying her off."

• (Douglas Seale) "Jafar, you vile betrayer."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you."

• (Douglas Seale) "Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you."
• (Douglas Seale) "This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too."
• (Jafar) "Ecstatic."

• (Douglas Seale) "It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end."
• (Gilbert Gottfried) "Awk. Wits' end."
• (Douglas Seale) "Oh."
• (Douglas Seale) "Have a cracker, pretty Polly."
• (Jafar) "Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals."

• (Douglas Seale) "I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky."

Jim Cummings as Razoul

• (Unnamed) "Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?"
• (Aladdin) "Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught."
• (Jim Cummings) "Gotcha."
• (Aladdin) "I'm in trouble."

• (Unnamed) "He's got a sword."
• (Jim Cummings) "You idiots."
• (Jim Cummings) "We've all got swords."

Charlie Adler as Gazeem

• (Cave of Wonders) "Who disturbs my slumber?"
• (Charlie Adler) "It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief."
• (Cave of Wonders) "Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough."

• (Jafar) "You are late."
• (Charlie Adler) "A thousand apologies, Oh Patient One."

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