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What's up with the Easter Bunny? Normal rabbits don't even lay eggs, but she lays millions, if not billions of eggs on one single day! Why doesn't she get the glory that Santa does?
Anonymous
Do you know why the Easter Bunny lays eggs? It's because she doesn't make money like Santa does in all the movies. She has to do something to give to the children.
Anonymous
I can't even begin to imagine how much taunting the Easter Bunny received when she was in middle school. All the other girls were having periods and she was laying eggs. At least she saves money on tampons.
Anonymous
Why aren't there more movies about the Easter Bunny?
Anonymous
Every year the Easter Bunny attempts to catch the eye of Hugh Hefner and every year ol' Hugh turns her down.
Anonymous
Hugh Hefner invited the Easter Bunny to his mansion, but he later couldn't find her to tell her to go home.
Anonymous
The giant ears and the fluffy tail are what makes Easter fun.
Anonymous
You'd think that someone would have the Easter Bunny trained by now and would have her laying eggs in a coop.
Anonymous
Do even three year olds think the Easter Bunny is real?
Anonymous
Why is Santa Claus so believable yet the Easter Bunny isn't?
Anonymous
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