Funny April Fools' Day Quotes

April Fools' Day is the favorite day of many office employees and students. It's the time when it is seen as OK to make stupid jokes, say something incredibly dumb, and put thumbtacks on chairs.

These quotes are simply a way to celebrate the day by reading horrible jokes and reading something dumb.

There are some things one can only achieve by a deliberate leap in the opposite direction.
Franz Kafka

Acting is an empty and usless profession.
Marlon Brando

It was only after the first Hebrew jumped into the water that the Red Sea parted.
Hebrew saying

Actors are cattle.
Alfred Hitchcock

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions--because they know all the answers.
Evan Esar

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
H. L. Mencken

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half.
Lord Levenhulme

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.
Kin Hubbard

The older I get, the faster I was.
Charles Barkley

I have the same goal I've had since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
Madonna

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