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Waaa, Waaa, White Dog by Gary R. Hess

If you've been reading the other funny poems, you might have guessed that this one is based off "Baaa, Baaa, Black Sheep." You can find my version and the original below.

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"Waaa, Waaa, White Dog"

Waa, waa, white dog,
Have you any drool?
"Yes, Gary, have I,
Three bowls full;

One for my master
One for my bitch,
But none for the little boy
Who drinks from the stool."

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Written August 11, 2008
The modern version
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for the master,
One for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
The original printing in 1744
Bah, Bah a black Sheep,
Have you any Wool?
Yes merry have I,
Three Bags full,
One for my master,
One for my Dame,
One for the little Boy
That lives down the lane.

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