Quotations from Glee
"Glee" is a television musical comedy-drama series in the United States of America. The series has ran for four seasons and has received much critical acclaim. The series revolves around a high school glee club called New Directions that competes on the show choir circuit. "Glee" chronicalizes many of the members relationships, sexuality, and social issues. The main cast includes Spanish teacher and club director Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison), cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch), and guidance counselor Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays). The rest of the main cast changes from year to year as students graduate.
Sue Sylvester: Lady justice wept tonight.Terri Schuester: This banister was made by Ecuadorian children.
[Terri Schuester gasps in delight]
Will Schuester: It's great Terri but there are nine foreclosures on our street. Why can't we just buy one of those? They are half the price.
Terri Schuester: I'm not raising our baby in a used house. They're not clean!
Will Schuester: Everybody loves disco!
Sandy Ryerson: Who is Josh Groban? Kill yourself!
Principal Figgins: I need those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food.
Mr. Schuester: Doodle honey,You go get yourself a Sanka.
Kurt Hummel: Dad. I have something that I want to say. I'm glad that you're proud of me. But I don't want to lie anymore. Being a part of the Glee Club and football has really shown me that I can be anything, and what I am, is, I'm gay.
Burt Hummel: I know.
Kurt Hummel: Really?
Burt Hummel: I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea, but, if that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much. Ok?
Sue Sylvester: You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!
Emma Pillsbury: We've got a problem. They're doing all of our numbers. The kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself in to the wall and I think Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself.
Sue Sylvester: Hey buddy! I just came by to feed my venus fly trap.
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