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Quotations from Dexter

Michael C. Hall stars as Dexter Morgan in "Dexter", a television crime drama series about a blood spatter pattern analyst who moonlights as a mass murderer. Along side Hall stars Jennifer Carpenter, who plays Dexter's sister and a detective, and David Zayas plays Angel Batista, another dective. The series will last a total of eight seasons, starting in 2006 and ending in 2014.

Dexter Morgan: All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right.
Dexter Morgan: Do you want a hug?
Debra Morgan: Fuck off.
Dexter Morgan: I can't kill Dr. Meridien yet. I still need another therapy session.
Dexter Morgan: My therapist wants me to accept the things that are out of my hands. Tragically for him, he's not out of my hands.
Dexter Morgan: The voices are back. Excellent.
Vince Masuka: Agent Lundy.
Special Agent Frank Lundy: [nodes]
Vince Masuka: So I hear a rumor you're tracking all our internet activity. So is it true? 'Cause I can explain all that she-male stuff.
Vince Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
Dexter Morgan: I didn't realize you were a buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally shinto.
Vince Masuka: Really? Oh, whatever. I bought all this shit off my manicurist. Need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there too.
Dexter Morgan: Because it did so much for Jesus?
Dexter Morgan: Look I don't want to cancel all my credit cards and I hate waiting in line at the DMV, so give me back the wallet you stole from my car or I'll break your fucking neck!
Arthur Mitchell: Nice work Julio. Especially on such short notice.
Julio: Por favor... the paint the paint. It needs more dry! Tres horas mas!... shit!
Dexter Morgan: The full force of the FBI, that's the last thing I need. I've got to make sure Lundy gets his man. After I figure out a way to erase the marina files. And make up with my girlfriend. And then maybe I'll tackle world hunger because things can't really get much worse.
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