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Funny Quotations from Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 is an animated adventure comedy about Andy leaving to college and the toys being accidently delivered to a day-care center instead of put in the attic. The film follows the toys as they think they are abondoned, but Woody tries to convince them that they weren't and it was all a mistake and they should return home. Directed by Lee Unkrich. Starring the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, and Joan Cusack.

Toy Story 3 received universal acclaim from critics upon its release and went on to have enormous financial success. The film is often called 2010s best movie. However, it did not win the Best Picture Oscar award. It did, nonetheless, win the Oscars for Best Animated Feature Film and Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song. It was also nominated in three additional categories, including Best Picture. Continue reading for some hilarious Toy Story 3.

Woody: [confronting Lotso at the dumpster] Wait! What about Daisy?
Lotso: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso: Yeah - Then she threw us out.
Woody: No! She lost you.
Lotso: She replaced us!
[Chuckles is telling Woody about Lotso]
Chuckles: Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. We had the same owner, Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. So we waited. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed inside Lotso that day. Something snapped.
[Chuckles is finishing his story about Lotso to Woody]
Chuckles: We were lost, cast-offs, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody: So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles: I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.
[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish Buzz: ¡Ven conmigo! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!]
Jessie: [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody: C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish Buzz: ¡El Vaquero!
Woody: Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.
Dolly: You came from Sunnyside?
Trixie: But how'd you escape?
Woody: Well, it wasn't easy. I... What do you mean "escape"?
Mr. Pricklepants: Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
Woody: Wh...? Lotso?
Buttercup: The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!
Woody: But, how'd you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants: Chuckles... he'll tell you.
Andy: Molly! Stay out of my room!
Molly: I wasn't in your room!
Andy: Then who was messing with my stuff?
Mr. Potato Head: Remember all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back.
Slinky Dog: Ya darn-tootin'
Hamm the Piggy Bank: You said it!
Lotso: Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-o-Huggin Bear. But please, call me Lotso.
Dolly: Wow cowboy. You just jump right in don't you? I'm Dolly.
Woody: [shakes her hand] Woody.
Dolly: Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
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