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Funny Quotations from The Little Rascals

The Little Rascals is a family romance comedy film about a group of kids in the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" as they try to keep the club as "boys only" and try to find one of their member's go-karts before the big race. Spanky is the president of the club while his best friend Alfalfa is chosen to be the driver for the annual Soap Box Derby race. However, they can't find him, that is, until they see him with a *shock* girl! The rest of the club then go through great lengths of breaking them up to keep their club as males only. Directed by Penelope Spheeris. Starring Travis Tedford, Bug Hall, and Brittany Ashton Holmes. This film is an adaption of a series of short films during the early 1900s, known as "Our Gange" by Hal Roach.

The Little Rascals received horrible reviews by critics when it was released. However, the film has found its niche within audiences. It is now seen to be an average film, although cute for kids. The movie went on to be a financial success. Continue reading for some quotes from The Little Rascals.


Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here!
Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.
Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves!
Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!
Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!
Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees!
Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Spanky: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
Stymie: We have buy some lumber.
Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?
Stymie: Wood!
Spanky: People, people, we need your money!
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!
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