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Funny Quotations from The Kids Are All Right

The Kids Are All Right is a comedy drama film about two kids who try to bring their biological father back into their life. The film follows the lives of two children and their lesbian parents as they try to find the sperm donor and then later, one of the lesbian women have an affair with him. The family has many struggles, understandings, and misunderstandings. Directed by Lisa Cholodenko. Starring Annette Bening, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson.

The Kids Are All Right received four Oscar nominations, including one for Best Picture. The film reached great critical acclaim along with having great financial success at the box office. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes from the film The Kids Are All Right.


Jules: ...marriage is hard... Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. It's a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together for so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices... You know if I read more Russian novels, then...
Laser: I don't think you guys should break up.
Nic: No? Why's that?
Laser: I think you're too old.
Nic: [wryly] Thanks, Laser.
[Jules grins and puts a hand on Nic's knee, and Nic covers the hand with her own]
Paul: I'm just weird that way.
Laser: Why did you donate your sperm?
Paul: Because it seemed more fun than donating blood.
Paul: It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder.
Sasha: I'm just saying, the spermster's a hottie. Is he single?
Joni: Okay, first of all: Ew. And second, he's a really good person, so I prefer it if you didn't taint him with your "whore youth".
Sasha: Fair enough, hairy muff.
Jules: I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive.
Nic: So, are you straight now?
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