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Funny Quotations from Observe and Report

Observe and Report is a comedy-drama crime film about a bi-polar mall security guard who tries to stop a flasher from turning the mall into a peepshow for everyone. However, after things don't go right, a detective joins the scene, causing problems for everyone. Directed by Jody Hill. Starring Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, and Anna Faris.

Observe and Report is a hilarious film that influenced a few other security guard movies that came after it. Read some humorous quotes from the film Observe and Report below.

Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.
Ronnie Barnhardt: Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one. Matt Yuen: Okay.
John Yuen: Awesome.
Ronnie Barnhardt: Are you all right?
Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!
Saddamn: My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!
Ronnie Barnhardt: A part of me thinks this disgusting pervert is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ronnie Barnhardt: Mom, do you think it's my fault that dad left? Mom: Definitely.
Ronnie Barnhardt: This has been a magical evening. Brandi: [vomits all over herself]
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