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Quotations from Hancock

Hancock is a drama-comedy action film that follows the life of a reckless vigilante superhero named John Hancock. Even though the superhero helps many people and saves many lives, the hero costs the city millions of dollars due to his recklessness. However, one person who he saves sets out to change his public image for the better. Directed by Peter Berg. Starring Will Smith, Charlize Theron, and Jason Bateman.

Hancock is seen to be a weird film. It's as if the storyline completely changes halfway through it. Even though, this movie was a huge box office success. Read some quotes from it below.

Police Officer: All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.
Hancock: [to pinned-down cop] Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop: Yes!
Hancock: It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...
Female Cop: [screaming] Get me the hell out of here!
Hancock: You and I...
Mary Embrey: You and I what?
Hancock: ...we're the same.
Mary Embrey: No. I'm stronger.
Hancock: Really?
Mary Embrey: [smiling] Oh yeah.
Hancock: Who are we?
Mary Embrey: Gods, angels...Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero.
Hancock: Are there more of us?
Mary Embrey: There were. They all died. It's just the two of us.
Hancock: The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey: You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey: It's a good idea.
Hancock: You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.
Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!
[hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Jackass.
Hancock: What?
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.
Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Reporter: Hancock's latest act of so called "heroics" took a hefty financial toll.
Ray Embrey: You save people's lives everyday, people should love you.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?
Ray Embrey: I put some stuff up on YouTube. Everybody remembers Walter the great whale, he was stuck on the beach. Along comes Hancock.
[Hancock throws whale back into the ocean, hitting a ship]
Hancock: I don't even remember that.
Ray Embrey: Ah, well... Greenpeace does.
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